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I caught my dad with my GF!

By Renegade3540 on 20/06/2009
I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from school when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

[Click]

By Kyle on 20/06/2009
I knew something wasn't right...

By Eregion2 on 20/06/2009
I can't believe I almost took this seriously. laugh.gif

By Randy on 20/06/2009
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

By Frozen_10 on 20/06/2009
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Rofl

By Stokenut on 20/06/2009
I thought this topic could have been legit.
Then I saw who it was by and knew Rene couldn't get a girlfriend even if he paid her so I went back to faping.

By NOW on 20/06/2009
i felt sorry for you till i looked at the picture

By Stokenut on 20/06/2009
You also ripped this off DI boards.
At least have some courtesy and link to where you found it.
http://www.di-rs.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=77287

By Renegade3540 on 20/06/2009
QUOTE (Stokenut @ June 20, 2009 02:52 pm)
You also ripped this off DI boards.
At least have some courtesy and link to where you found it.
http://www.di-rs.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=77287

http://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/inde...37&st=0&start=0

Guess it's been going round wide and far in the internets. tongue.gif

Besides putting a link kinda ruins the point.

By Nick on 20/06/2009
I was so sad to not see a girl at the end.

By George on 20/06/2009
You can tell from the first line... "petite, white thing" etc... "cooks for me"... slightly less obvious.
Also it's really unlikely you would post it if it did happen.
It would mean your dad was wanted more than u!

~George biggrin.gif

By Sithofwookie on 20/06/2009
Lmfao that was the best

By Eregion2 on 20/06/2009
QUOTE (Gorgemaster @ June 20, 2009 05:33 pm)
You can tell from the first line... "petite, white thing" etc... "cooks for me"... slightly less obvious.
Also it's really unlikely you would post it if it did happen.
It would mean your dad was wanted more than u!

~George biggrin.gif

She's just being a skinflint - two for one deal!

By Back to Own on 20/06/2009
QUOTE (Eregion2 @ June 20, 2009 01:18 pm)
I can't believe I almost took this seriously. lol.gif

^^^^

By txtawkin on 21/06/2009
lolololol ! woeh.gif

By rachellove9 on 21/06/2009
lmao I would like to meet your Dad. I was like wth when I was reading that.

Rachy wub.gif

By Randy on 21/06/2009
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

By VEPHYSAURAS on 21/06/2009
GOD WHY DID I CLICK IT

WHY

By His Lordship on 21/06/2009
Do not click.

By Ranma344 on 21/06/2009
obvious lure is too obvious


By sgtswordfish on 21/06/2009
especially when alot of people call it out..


failed =P

By Samurai-JM on 21/06/2009
RENE UR MY FREAKING HERO LMAO

By Sithofwookie on 21/06/2009
Well after clicking the link I saw a gril. I copied your post and posted it on other forums and some people saw a naked old lady do some nasty shit. Wtf happened?

By VEPHYSAURAS on 21/06/2009
I saw mutilated trout. WHY

By Kiwi011 on 21/06/2009
4 words. I fucking hate you man.......

Fucking asshole i cant belive i did that...OMG I HATE YOU MY EYES BLEED.

/CRY IN CORNER

By Renegade3540 on 21/06/2009
Alright I have no idea what happened to that link o.O

I'll take it down . xD

By WG_Aaron on 21/06/2009
QUOTE (Kingrandy0 @ June 20, 2009 07:09 pm)
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I concur.
also

inb4othermoviequotes.

By Twizlers300 on 22/06/2009
That was a good lol for me

By Ka Pineapple on 22/06/2009
Lmfao Lol'd irl

By Mickey on 23/06/2009
lol.gif

By Mistah Vince on 23/06/2009
QUOTE (Eregion2 @ June 20, 2009 01:18 pm)
I can't believe I almost took this seriously. lol.gif

+1 Wayne... lol...

By Big Al 002 on 23/06/2009
I ROFLED SO HARD

By spanthrax on 24/06/2009
QUOTE (Kiwi011 @ June 21, 2009 02:20 am)
4 words. I fucking hate you man.......

thats 5 words. nice fail smile.gif and i lol'd irl



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