The Truth is ...

Two straight dudes watching hardcore porn together does not make them "Gay". Granted there's a lot of "dude check out her tits" and "oh man I'd totally tap that" and other similar stuff. Until at some point buddy's "like um dude excuse me for a minute" and he goes to the bathroom for a few minutes. Then you holler at him "Hey dude just make sure you clean up after yourself" because you totally know what he's doing in there. Asking to watch might be kinda gay so its a no go. Sitting at the door listening to the fap fap fap might be kinda gay so that's a no go. Getting out the video camera and busting in on him doing it is totally awesome. Perfect ammo for the stag party or his wedding reception.

I pray to God I never am in a situation like this.

Porn sucks. Play Runescape. Problem solved.

rofl

I personally went to sleep when a friend's friend offered to show me his porn stash on his computer after the TV show.