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By Bambaleo on 02/08/2009
Double your pleasure: you've built the muscles for attracting the opposite sex—but are you ignoring the muscles for actually having sex? These targeted exercises will turn your body into a finely tuned sex machine


not this is a challenge for more experienced, novice members hash.png This won't be as easy as the 1-Week-Challenge where you actually are supposed to do NOTHING. Well in this case you will have to do something...whole lot of it.

This time you will actually gain some new knowledge that will help you with your sex life, now isn't that great?

Now why is this going to be that hard?
well mostly because it will take a little longer than 1 week. You will have to "work out" for more than 2 weeks to feel the "improvement". It's going to be even harder for people who have no routine in tehir lives, except the school/work of course, for people who don't go to gym or have any other hobbies since you have to do it everyday.

well first of all you should read this article, it's pretty long but it's VERY well written with lots of good laughs in it. If you 're too lazy to read it don't even think of participating in this challenge.

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In his second NBA season, Michael Jordan missed 64 games thanks to a broken ankle. Jordan--vowing to never again be injured--enlisted his personal trainer to construct a top-secret exercise regimen specifically designed to strengthen the body parts most abused in basketball. Much to the chagrin of Spike Lee, it worked: From 1986 to 1997, Jordan missed only seven games.

So what the heck does this have to do with your sex life? Well, think of yourself as the Michael Jordan of sex. (Just go with it.) You probably exercise your major muscles, so at least your physique isn't sending your partner screaming from the bed. (Indeed, a study at the University of California, San Diego, found that men who exercise three days a week have 30 percent more sex than men who don't.) But all the squats, flyes and supine cable curls in the world aren't necessarily getting you in shape for what happens in that bed.

If you truly want to be like Mike, it's time to gear your training for everybody's favorite all-time sport. Work a few of these exercises into your daily regimen and you'll soon be your partner's MVP.

BUILD A BETTER ASSEMBLY

Let's get one thing straight, so to speak: It's not a muscle, okay? Contrary to popular myth (and frequent use of the phrase "love muscle" in porn mags), your penis is actually an organ.

But that doesn't mean you can't exercise it--or more specifically, the pubococcygeus muscle that wraps around it at the base of your pelvis. And if exercised well, the PC can do wonders for your woody. "The PC is absolutely the most important muscle for a man's sexual health and performance," says Douglas Abrams, co-author of The Multi-Orgasmic Man. "It can control the strength and angle of a man's erection and the intensity of his orgasms--and that's pretty important stuff."

To find your PC, try stopping the flow while you're peeing. That muscle you're now clenching is your PC. (Don't forget to finish peeing.) Once you've located the muscle, you're ready to strengthen it with an exercise Abrams calls "PC pull-ups." While sitting down, slowly clench your PC as you exhale, hold the contraction, then slowly relax the muscle as you inhale. Make sure you're contracting your PC and not just squeezing your butt or your sphincter. (Abrams says that by contracting the muscles around your eyes and mouth, you can increase the force or intensity of your PC pull-ups. Of course, you'll also look like an idiot, but it's worth it.)

As with any new exercise, start gradually, say, two sets of 12 reps. Do this every other day and increase by one set a week for four weeks. Early on, you may experience delayed-onset muscle soreness, but as your muscle strengthens, that will go away. After several weeks, you should start experiencing stronger erections and an increase in the force of your ejaculation. With a healthy PC muscle, you might even be able to raise and lower a towel hanging from your erect penis. But save that for the second date.

60-MINUTE MAN

Now that you're packing a cannon in your pants, it's time for shooting practice. To train your artillery to fire on command, you'll need to take matters into your own hands. "Men who ejaculate quickly have learned to do so because of the way they masturbate--quickly in the shower or while watching porn," says Sandra Scantling, Ph.D., a certified sex therapist and the author of Extraordinary Sex Now. "Every time you masturbate just to 'get off,' you're training yourself to become a rapid, or premature, ejaculator."

Yikes. If this sounds like you--or, ahem, a friend of yours--try utilizing the "stop-start technique" to reeducate your reflexes. The next time you're waxing the Buick, be alert for the telltale signs of orgasm: heightened tension in your unit, the withdrawal upward of your testicles, a desire to call out your own name. Once you sense these phenomena, pull back on the throttle, pull down on your testicles, or bear down with your newly buff PC muscle. This should help ward off the muscle spasm that leads to ejaculation, unless you've waited too long and reached what sexologists call ejaculator), inevitability, meaning nothing on the planet will stop it. Assuming you haven't reached this point and, thanks to your efforts, the storm has passed, resume your waxing. With practice, you'll become adept at maintaining this non-ejaculatory "plateau phase" of orgasm--and your partner will become adept at calling out your name.

SEX-READY CORE

Nothing is more crucial to making sweet love than a solid core. It's the midsection muscle that puts the motion in your ocean. And while nobody's knocking the usual array of crunches, leg lifts, trunk twists and spinal extensions, nothing will prepare your torso to tango like Pilates.

Hold on. Isn't Pilates, well, a girly exercise? Yes, there are more women than men doing it--but it works.

"The truth is, Pilates is not only great for strengthening your core, it's also great for improving your flexibility," says Mari Windsor, author of Pilates Powerhouse. "And flexibility is also important for sexual performance. After all, you don't want to stop the flow of sex because your muscles are cramping or you're not flexible enough to get into a certain position."

Granted, there are dozens of Pilates exercises, but Windsor suggests the beginning sexerciser do the following: While lying on your back with your arms straight by your sides, use your abdominals to slowly stretch your legs up, continuing until your toes reach the floor behind your head (or as near to the floor as your creaky spine allows). Then slowly lower your legs back down, while exhaling, until they reach a 45-degree angle to the mat. Repeat, remembering to "peel" your spine from the mat and not "throw" your legs over your head. A few weeks of this and you'll be able to assume any position her naughty little heart desires.

LIP SERVICE

Quick: Find an unsharpened pencil and wipe it clean. (Who knows where that pencil's been?) Now close your teeth, place the unsharpened end against them, and squeeze your lips around the pencil. Then remove your fingers and clench your lips to keep the pencil parallel to the ground for as long as you can. Blow through your clenched lips if possible.

At this point, two things are happening: One, you look like a complete ass. Two, the muscles of your mouth are burning and twitching. So why are you putting yourself through this ordeal? Because according to female lore, trumpet players have the strongest, most talented and most kissable lips. And if you can't kiss, it's unlikely you'll get very far with the lady of your dreams. Hence, it's isometric exercises like these that have helped to build the taut embouchures of trumpeting greats from Doc Severinsen to Wynton Marsalis.

To build a mouth that roars, perform this lip buster three times a day, increasing the length of time you can do it to three or four minutes--no easy feat, this. Remember: Your ability to kiss her without making it feel like a labial mugging is one of the first actions she'll judge you on, and either respond with passion or not.

LEAVE HER TONGUE-TIED

Now it's time to train the most powerful love muscle in your body. (No, not that. We already told you, it's not a muscle.) Your strongest muscle is actually your tongue--strong, but in need of guidance. "Men do a lot of what I call 'mushing' with their tongues," says Daylle Deanna Schwartz, sex therapist and author of How to Please a Woman In & Out of Bed. "In fact, the No. 1 complaint I hear from women is that men have no clue what to do with their tongues. And since guys don't know where to go, they try to cover as wide an area as possible--which more often than not does very little."

To eliminate this problem, Schwartz offers the following training: Take your tongue and stick it out as far as it will go. Curl the tip into a sharp little point and try to touch the end of your nose. Do this several times, or until someone sees you and calls the cops. You'll not only improve your tongue's flexibility, but, as Schwartz says, you'll build up muscle memory for when it's time to roll out the red carpet.

"Now, when you're doing the deed, make your tongue into that nice precision tool," Schwartz says. "Then keep using that tip to find the spot that makes her squeal--and stay there. You'll know when you've found it."

As far as the actual motions are concerned, if you don't know what to do, follow the advice offered by the late comedian Sam Kinison: Just write the alphabet.

GIVE HER A HAND

"A strong set of hands can be a tremendous turn-on," says Schwartz. "If a woman is turned on by a guy, her eyes will go straight to his hands. That's the first thing she can fantasize about having all over her body--and other places."

Golly. But unless you're a professional hand model, you're probably not exercising your hands. And no, plying the pylon doesn't count. So in addition to squeezing handgrips or rubber balls, try this exercise from sports climber Robyn Erbesfield, a four-time world champion: Take a thick, medium-sized rubber band and wrap it around your fingers just above your bottom knuckle. Spread your fingers apart 10 times, then repeat with your other hand. Once the resistance is no longer sufficient, switch to a smaller rubber band. Eventually, women will take one look at your manly hands and start thinking nasty thoughts.

MISSIONARY TRAINING

The missionary position is like Christmas at the in-laws'--you can try to avoid it, but sooner or later you're bound to end up there. And there's simply no better training for being on top than a good old-fashioned push-up.

"I had a boyfriend once who started doing push-ups when we first started having sex," says Schwartz. "He did it because he loved having sex with me--a lot--but he was getting too worn out. And it worked. It gave him more endurance." Pistoning your body up and down with your arms is not a technique you'll find in the Kama Sutra. So Schwartz suggests you adjust the exercise accordingly: Do your push-ups on your knees as opposed to on your feet, and perform a high number of reps slowly to condition your arms to hold you aloft. Do three or four sets of 10 to 20 reps each. After a few weeks, add a naked woman--and hey, you're having sex!


Now as many of you know i'm a medicine student so i can pretty much tell if it's gonna work or not but still, i have asked my friend who is about to become an urologist about it and he did confirm that it actually works. So boys, go for it. Don't forget to keep us informed about your achievements wink.gif

have fun fapping.

By His Lordship on 02/08/2009
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES.

By Onathe on 02/08/2009
Well...... my "friend" will be trying this out.

By JC on 02/08/2009
QUOTE (Red_Buddas @ August 03, 2009 03:01 am)
Well...... my "friend" will be trying this out.

I won't work on your vagina. rolleyes.gif

By Onathe on 02/08/2009
QUOTE (Theevildead2 @ August 02, 2009 03:08 pm)
QUOTE (Red_Buddas @ August 03, 2009 03:01 am)
Well...... my "friend" will be trying this out.

I won't work on your vagina. rolleyes.gif

Fml, you know my secrets.

By Lee on 02/08/2009
I actually giggled all the way through reading that. Lols. Im in.

By Noobcountry on 02/08/2009
Lmfao this is priceless.

Btw towel trick is easy.

By Bambaleo on 02/08/2009
QUOTE (Noobcountry @ August 02, 2009 02:24 pm)
Lmfao this is priceless.

Btw towel trick is easy.

wtf is towel trick, i didn't get that one.

By David on 02/08/2009
Lol, let's do this!

By Nick on 02/08/2009
I know I will be trying a few of these. neko2.gif

By God Reports on 02/08/2009
That is nasty!!!!! ^

By VEPHYSAURAS on 02/08/2009
Nice job.

By George on 03/08/2009
Oh ho.
The pencil lip one is bloody difficult, coz liek yah it is neko2.gif

By 30 Str 0wnz on 05/08/2009
Lol a good laugh, might try a few ;P

By Ansatsublade on 07/08/2009
tht IS epic tongue.gif nice post.

I'ma try a few things in there tongue.gif

By Angus0000 on 07/08/2009
Good article. Probably anyone who tries these will become better at what they do at least from the confidence boost.

By Tnuac on 07/08/2009
Haha that's quality

By Gibble00 on 07/08/2009
Time for some more kegels?



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