Once upon a time...

Once upon atime there were two moose, one orange and one grey. The grey moose liked nothing more than picking flowers and shitting in the forest. While the orange one was a violent moose. The orange moose faught the grey moose and electricity shot out of there antlers and the grey mooses antlers fell off onto the ground. He cried like a baby moose all night long. One day the orange moose was out on a walk because he was proud of himself for being king moose, when suddenly he got shot and was hung on the hunters wall. The grey moose found the orange mooses crown and took it and became king moose by peaceful actions, further more had dirty moose sex with the orange mooses wife. After this he got so excited that he grew back hairy pink testicle antlers and lived happily ever after. The End



inb4coolstorybro

coolstorysis

I'm 12, what is this?

I feel lured . . . why did I read all that?

Yah that bitch did dirty moose things to my wife

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