My work colleagues

Well for those of you that don't know, I lost my job today. So I feel like sharing some dirt on a few of my colleagues.

My job was so fucking unbelievable.

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

kk after minuets of deliberation, i got it.

Cool story bro (y)

I realised after great dane.

k steve ur pro, now u just gotta upload a pic of u wearing an ascot

I see what you did thar

Is your van painted many colors?

after reading everyone else's comments I looked at your post again and went "O rly"

but seriously, glad i actually looked at it a 2nd time.....

I thought about making a comment about the Great Dane part, then it hit me.

Oh you clever mutt.

Gotta love that last dude

YOU FORGOT SCRAPPY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF HORSE SHIT FUCK YOU.

Also I lol'ed.

I thought something was funny with the mysteries and the van, but I didn't notice it until I read people's comments.

I lold had to read twice tho ^.^ Slow me i guess.

wat

Awwww Isn't she even a lil sexy? lmao

SCOOBy DOO!

Nom.

Nice, lol.