Seriously, why don't people just buy the software? The Adobe CS4 master collection is only like $2,499
Here:
http://rapidshare.de/files/48494638/Adobe_...ed.torrent.htmlThat's the torrent for my version which is Photoshop CS3 Extended, and it comes with the crack and keygen as well. You're gonna need some form of software to download it such as BitTorrent or Vuze (I reccomend BitTorrent), just google that, it's freeware. Once you download it just follow the instructions in the notepad file, it's pretty easy to set up.
The best way to learn Photoshop I find is to just experiment yourself and get the hang of the tools and what they do. If there's a specific effect you want to do, just google it and follow any tutorial. You'll probably learn new stuff along the way as well. My advice is just mess around with the different tools and check out the filter gallery - you can start making basic cgi and can come up with some pretty cool shit within a few minutes.
Just pay the 5k to WG_Keanu next time I'm on.