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It's been a week now...

By Stokenut on 15/10/2009
No, not since I got swine flu. Although yes, it has.

It's actually been a week since I last masturbated. A personal record that has remained unbroken since I was about 12.

However, this has me worried. It hasn't been because I don't want to.

As a matter of fact, I haven't even had an erection in over a week now and it's starting to worry me, badly. Nothing even remotely turns me on. I have tried, multiple times.

Is my penis broken?
Have I ejaculated my entire lifetime's worth of sperm already?
Could it be due to this virus?

Let's get some advice circulating.

By Randy on 15/10/2009
I just don't know!

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By Bassism on 15/10/2009
Might be the swine, your blood is probably being prioritised to your major organs/immune system atm.

By Smurffy2 on 15/10/2009
QUOTE   Bassism @ October 15, 2009 01:08 pm)

Might be the swine, your blood is probably being prioritised to your major organs/immune system atm.

Agreed ^
Your body isn't worried about pleasure atm, too busy fighting off teh swine

By Onathe on 15/10/2009
I had the same thing happen to me when i split up with my girlfriend, i couldn't do anything sexually related for about 3 weeks.

By Randy on 15/10/2009
QUOTE   Red_Buddas @ October 15, 2009 02:18 pm)

I had the same thing happen to me when i split up with my girlfriend, i couldn't do anything sexually related for about 3 weeks.

Splitting up with girlfriend, swine flu, same thing hash.png

By Stokenut on 15/10/2009
QUOTE   Sunspear_Dee @ October 15, 2009 01:19 pm)

QUOTE   Red_Buddas
October 15, 2009 02:18 pm

I had the same thing happen to me when i split up with my girlfriend, i couldn't do anything sexually related for about 3 weeks.

Splitting up with girlfriend, swine flu, same thing hash.png

I actually split up with my girlfriend about 3 days before I got swine flu lol

Owen's theory seems logical. But annoying. I'm pretty sure the most important thing to me is pleasure. Fuck organs. I got 2 of lots of things, I can live with one sad.gif

By Bassism on 15/10/2009
QUOTE   Stokenut @ October 15, 2009 06:23 pm)

QUOTE   Sunspear_Dee
October 15, 2009 01:19 pm

               
             
QUOTE  Red_Buddas
October 15, 2009 02:18 pm

I had the same thing happen to me when i split up with my girlfriend, i couldn't do anything sexually related for about 3 weeks.

Splitting up with girlfriend, swine flu, same thing hash.png

I actually split up with my girlfriend about 3 days before I got swine flu lol

Owen's theory seems logical. But annoying. I'm pretty sure the most important thing to me is pleasure. Fuck organs. I got 2 of lots of things, I can live with one sad.gif

2 Livers? 2 Stomachs? 2 Hearts?

By Stokenut on 15/10/2009
QUOTE   Bassism @ October 15, 2009 01:29 pm)

QUOTE   Stokenut
October 15, 2009 06:23 pm

               
             
QUOTE  Sunspear_Dee
October 15, 2009 01:19 pm

               
             
QUOTE  Red_Buddas
October 15, 2009 02:18 pm

I had the same thing happen to me when i split up with my girlfriend, i couldn't do anything sexually related for about 3 weeks.

Splitting up with girlfriend, swine flu, same thing hash.png

I actually split up with my girlfriend about 3 days before I got swine flu lol

Owen's theory seems logical. But annoying. I'm pretty sure the most important thing to me is pleasure. Fuck organs. I got 2 of lots of things, I can live with one sad.gif

2 Livers? 2 Stomachs? 2 Hearts?

Well at least a kidney and a lung sad.gif
At least I'll know when I'm finally cured, as I'll have a massive boner for like 3 days.

By Abmanju on 15/10/2009
When I get ill, I hardly get an erection.

By Quikdrawjoe on 15/10/2009
lmao

By Snowzak on 15/10/2009
"Nothing even remotely turns me on. I have tried, multiple times."

I'd be interested to know what you tried.

By Stokenut on 15/10/2009
QUOTE   Snowzak @ October 15, 2009 04:51 pm)

"Nothing even remotely turns me on. I have tried, multiple times."

I'd be interested to know what you tried.

Well I've been reading literature, looking at pictures and watching videos of men and women in the following genres: Amateur, Hardcore, Anal, Foot fetish, Anime, Interracial, Asian, Bondage, Incest, Group orgy, Creampies, Beastality, Grannies, Housewives, Hentai, Child Porn, etc.

Most of which can be found on 4chan on a daily basis. This shit used to make me blow my load like 5 times a day. But it just doesn't do it for me anymore. sad.gif

By Kyle on 15/10/2009
It's just the Flu fucking with your hormones. I had a sickness that did the same thing to me.

Just wait a couple days until after the Flu is gone, you'll go back to being yourself again.

By Chimpy on 15/10/2009
About a week ago I ended a 3 WEEK STREAK. Get on my level.

By Abmanju on 16/10/2009
QUOTE   Stokenut @ October 15, 2009 10:45 pm)

QUOTE   Snowzak
October 15, 2009 04:51 pm

"Nothing even remotely turns me on. I have tried, multiple times."

I'd be interested to know what you tried.

Well I've been reading literature, looking at pictures and watching videos of men and women in the following genres: Amateur, Hardcore, Anal, Foot fetish, Anime, Interracial, Asian, Bondage, Incest, Group orgy, Creampies, Beastality, Grannies, Housewives, Hentai, Child Porn, etc.

Most of which can be found on 4chan on a daily basis. This shit used to make me blow my load like 5 times a day. But it just doesn't do it for me anymore. sad.gif

Please...let me join you next time

By rachellove9 on 16/10/2009
hmmmm . . . Steveypants, just watch for color changes or red lines that streak up it. That be a bad thing.


lmao . . . joking of course. It has to be the sickness and you will be fine when this all passes out of your system.

OMG I had no idea that there were so many kinds of porn. The things I learn on the forum.

Rachy wub.gif

By God Reports on 16/10/2009
Maybe your brain switched to favoring men sexually. try that#

By Stokenut on 16/10/2009
QUOTE   rachellove9 @ October 15, 2009 07:58 pm)

OMG I had no idea that there were so many kinds of porn. The things I learn on the forum.

Oh, I could name over 50 tongue.gif

By txtawkin on 16/10/2009
Once again you guys have confirmed that everything I ever suspected about the male species was correct! dry.gif

By Tricksy on 16/10/2009
try look at a naked pig

By VEPHYSAURAS on 16/10/2009
Lol@chimp's new sig.



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