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I'm fucking luckier than Veph.
By Mistah Vince on 07/11/2009
So, today after my 3 and a half hour shift at work, I punch out after having a spiffy day. I say goodbye to my co-workers, and start walking out of the store, reach into my pocket, and KEYS ARE NOT THERE.
Panicked, I look around the store, seeing if they fell out of my pocket. KEYS ARE NOT THERE.
Convinced I didn't forget them and lock them in my car, I look around the store 3 more times. KEYS ARE STILL NOT THERE.
My co-worker who was helping me look told me to just check my car, I probably locked them inside.
I go out to my car, and pull on the door. IT'S UNLOCKED. I sit down and check for the keys. THEY ARE IN THE IGNITION.
My car was sitting in a parking lot for 3 and a half hours with the doors unlocked, and the keys in the ignition and nobody stole it.
Better than 15 Dragon Claws drops? Yeah, I think so.
Panicked, I look around the store, seeing if they fell out of my pocket. KEYS ARE NOT THERE.
Convinced I didn't forget them and lock them in my car, I look around the store 3 more times. KEYS ARE STILL NOT THERE.
My co-worker who was helping me look told me to just check my car, I probably locked them inside.
I go out to my car, and pull on the door. IT'S UNLOCKED. I sit down and check for the keys. THEY ARE IN THE IGNITION.
My car was sitting in a parking lot for 3 and a half hours with the doors unlocked, and the keys in the ignition and nobody stole it.
Better than 15 Dragon Claws drops? Yeah, I think so.
By Kyle on 07/11/2009
I'd rather have 600m
By JC on 07/11/2009
I'm trying to decide, does this make you lucky or stupid.
Keys go out of the ignition and into your pocket when you're not driving
Keys go out of the ignition and into your pocket when you're not driving
By Mistah Vince on 07/11/2009
I know, I can't believe that I forgot them either, lmfao. It's because whenever I get to work, I always get there early. So I wait in my car for a bit and listen to the radio. I probably didn't even think of it, and just got out when I thought it was time. XD
By WG_Keanu on 07/11/2009
Check your mileage.
By Chimpy on 07/11/2009
Depends, if you live in the bronx you're lucky, but if you live in Utah then sorry no.
By Jayson on 07/11/2009
i think thats just stupidity, stupid that you forgot your keys and stupid that someone didnt steal the car. lol
By ArSeNaLfAn32 on 07/11/2009
Wait was the engine on??? Or were they just in the key receiver?
If the engine was ON, crap coulda happened that's scary.
If the engine was ON, crap coulda happened that's scary.
By VEPHYSAURAS on 07/11/2009
*wanders into the topic* 
By Kiwi011 on 07/11/2009
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Wait was the engine on??? Or were they just in the key receiver? If the engine was ON, crap coulda happened that's scary. |
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+1 and what do you drive.
By Stokenut on 07/11/2009
Must have been a watermelon and fried chicken festival out of town.
By XLord_CaimX on 07/11/2009
wow you are lucky lol
By Rodney75 on 07/11/2009
Hey, glad nothing went wrong, but that was rather stupid lol.
By ThisIsUnique on 07/11/2009
Lolz
newbs get this first
newbs get this first
By Indivi2you on 07/11/2009
KEYS ARE STILL NOT THERE
By Maxrobinsun on 07/11/2009
I suppose it is quite lucky.
Although tbh, I was totally expecting
"OH ****, i'v lost my keys"
Boss : "It's cool, you've been working hard, here take one of my spare cars"
Although tbh, I was totally expecting
"OH ****, i'v lost my keys"
Boss : "It's cool, you've been working hard, here take one of my spare cars"
By Rodney75 on 07/11/2009
Lol Max, that's not RL.....
By Chimpy on 07/11/2009
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Must have been a watermelon and fried chicken festival out of town. |
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That's terrible. It was a kool-aid festival.
By sgtswordfish on 07/11/2009
i leave my keys in the car unlocked if i'm running for 15-30 minutes.
i know i can't have my car stolen
i know i can't have my car stolen
By His Lordship on 07/11/2009
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That's terrible. It was a kool-aid festival. |
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That is so nasty.
I really think every now and again these jokes are OK but it seems like its happening too much.
By rachellove9 on 07/11/2009
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That is so nasty. I really think every now and again these jokes are OK but it seems like its happening too much. |
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I don't get it?? That was a joke? Maybe I'm glad I don't understand then. I like koolaide in lemon flavor.
By VEPHYSAURAS on 07/11/2009
I blame that troll over there.
By Georgio9 on 07/11/2009
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I don't get it?? That was a joke? Maybe I'm glad I don't understand then. I like koolaide in lemon flavor. |
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More of a stereotype than a joke but I still found it funny that it made it's way into this.
By Pyroclastic0 on 07/11/2009
meh I left my keys in my bike and then the reception bloody stole them i would have found them like half an hour earlier if they had left them in the bike
By Renoldojr10 on 09/11/2009
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I'm trying to decide, does this make you lucky or stupid. Keys go out of the ignition and into your pocket when you're not driving
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Stupid haha, I'd feel like naked with the keys in my hand after I get out the car haha.
By Sum-41xx on 11/11/2009
Well what kind of a car is it? That kinda plays in to whether some one would bother to steal it 
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