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Holy Shit Sparta
By Eregion2 on 25/11/2009
Just when you thought Sparta couldn't get any more badass.
Note: This is not Thermopylae or related to 300. It's waayyyy fucking better. Who needs 300 Spartans when you've got 1?
http://www.cracked.com/article/197_the-7-m...history-battle/
Note: This is not Thermopylae or related to 300. It's waayyyy fucking better. Who needs 300 Spartans when you've got 1?
http://www.cracked.com/article/197_the-7-m...history-battle/
By Eregion2 on 25/11/2009
By Planolocal on 25/11/2009
Ive never heard steven segoll with that accent. thats hilarious. I probably spelled his name wrong too. 
By Sxe Asher on 25/11/2009
I skipped all the way to the first one and DAMN! that guy had balls. 8 shots = 8 dead people
By Sithofwookie on 25/11/2009
By Sum-41xx on 26/11/2009
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Also, I need to find this movie now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMu2xNBpyQc |
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"Anybody see Richie?... I'm gonna keep coming back til' some one remembers seeing Richie" LOL. Classic
By Quikdrawjoe on 27/11/2009
THIS IS SPARTA!
By Multikill529 on 27/11/2009
How in the hell is the motherfucking ALAMO not on that list? One of the best last stands EVER.
By Fullmetal792 on 27/11/2009
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How in the hell is the motherfucking ALAMO not on that list? One of the best last stands EVER. |
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I think it was single person last stands, since everything they wrote about in the article was about a single person.
Either way, that article was hilarious and they had some boss people to write about. Seriously, the Roman and the Spartan were like "Don't fuck with me" up until they died.
By Multikill529 on 27/11/2009
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I think it was single person last stands, since everything they wrote about in the article was about a single person. Either way, that article was hilarious and they had some boss people to write about. Seriously, the Roman and the Spartan were like "Don't fuck with me" up until they died. |
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Sparta was 300 guys.
Even if it was single person last stands, why not have Count Roland in there. Badass basically held off an entire army with his mythic and sweet as shit sword.
By Fullmetal792 on 27/11/2009
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Sparta was 300 guys. |
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Different fight. The article was about the Spartan who tried to take Macedonia while Alexander was off in Asia fighting the persians. The spartan leader ended up fighting an army that was like 2-1 against his and after a long ass fight, told his men to live to fight another day. He then proceeded to stand against the oncoming army with multiple deep wounds to the the chest while killing quite a lot of people by himself. Its basically like that throughout the entire article if you read it, since I'm not sure if you did...
Totally support the Count Roland suggestion though, for real.
By Eregion2 on 27/11/2009
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Sparta was 300 guys. Even if it was single person last stands, why not have Count Roland in there. Badass basically held off an entire army with his mythic and sweet as shit sword. |
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L2read bro.
I said it wasn't Thermopylae!Here's the article on that Roland chap btw:
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/roland.html
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The nephew of the Emperor Charlemagne (a total fucking badass in his own right), Roland proved throughout his service to the Holy Roman Empire to be the biggest, baddest motherfucker amongst all of the Frankish Paladins, reknowned for his bravery, strength, honor, courage, fighting skill, ability to Detect Evil at will and ability to Remove Fear and Cure Disease once per day. At a Level 15 Paladin he also rode on his Epic Mount, the noble steed Veillantif, a badass warhorse that could exhale black smoke through his nose and trample small children without even blinking. |
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By Eregion2 on 27/11/2009
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