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Ah yes, the forgotten deadline
By Eregion2 on 09/04/2008
GATHER MY GUINEA PIGS! 
I have to have the final draft of this letter ready to submit in-class tomorrow morning instead of through the website by midnight. Such heretical misdirection will result in the great and sumptuous spilling of purple professor blood at the soonest opportunity, but for now I must play along with their silly rules. To arms!
April 8, 2008
Ms. Sally E. Williams
Association for Dental Health Practitioners
108 Morningside Drive
New York, NY 10025
Greetings Ms. Sally E. Williams!
I must say you've got one of the best jobs ever! You get to torture your patients and get paid with excellent health benefits and trips to France! What more could you want? To visit Salt Lake City! And we're the ones who will get you through such a harrowing ordeal of speeding greyhounds and messianic salt sticks. And we'll never let you get lost of mauled by a grizzly bear at any of our five national parks! Warranty guarantee does not cover unpredictable confrontations with enraged polar bears, however, so beware!
Meetings America is more than able to meet all of your traveling needs, from booking the hotel to providing transportation from the moment you touch down at the SLC International Airport. While we've got your money in our pockets, you won't have to worry about a thing! We even place reservations to your favorite restaurants and provide professionally guided tours of our majestic city, which definitely the sodium chloride capital of the world!
Preparing your convention in first-world techniques of discomfort easily falls within the walls of our abilities, which means it will be more comfortable for you than you can imagine! Meetings America has considerable experience in pulling off such events without the slightest hitch, and we take pride in our ability to make you so at ease that you don't even notice how much your pampering is costing your retirement savings!
When it comes to sightseeing trips, Meetings America has got you covered!
Yours unerringly,
Kathleen Barnes
W.R.
I'm soooo tempted to turn this in as the final draft.
I have to have the final draft of this letter ready to submit in-class tomorrow morning instead of through the website by midnight. Such heretical misdirection will result in the great and sumptuous spilling of purple professor blood at the soonest opportunity, but for now I must play along with their silly rules. To arms!April 8, 2008
Ms. Sally E. Williams
Association for Dental Health Practitioners
108 Morningside Drive
New York, NY 10025
Greetings Ms. Sally E. Williams!
I must say you've got one of the best jobs ever! You get to torture your patients and get paid with excellent health benefits and trips to France! What more could you want? To visit Salt Lake City! And we're the ones who will get you through such a harrowing ordeal of speeding greyhounds and messianic salt sticks. And we'll never let you get lost of mauled by a grizzly bear at any of our five national parks! Warranty guarantee does not cover unpredictable confrontations with enraged polar bears, however, so beware!
Meetings America is more than able to meet all of your traveling needs, from booking the hotel to providing transportation from the moment you touch down at the SLC International Airport. While we've got your money in our pockets, you won't have to worry about a thing! We even place reservations to your favorite restaurants and provide professionally guided tours of our majestic city, which definitely the sodium chloride capital of the world!
Preparing your convention in first-world techniques of discomfort easily falls within the walls of our abilities, which means it will be more comfortable for you than you can imagine! Meetings America has considerable experience in pulling off such events without the slightest hitch, and we take pride in our ability to make you so at ease that you don't even notice how much your pampering is costing your retirement savings!
When it comes to sightseeing trips, Meetings America has got you covered!
- Inspirational tours of the National Parks of Salt Lake City, overflowing with natural wonders and beautiful wildlife just waiting for a chance to eat your nose despite your face!
- Active tours which can include horseback riding, fly fishing, or hiking the amazing Wasatch Mountain Overlook to see Salt Lake Valley from an astonishing 5,800 feet!
- Tours designed especially for before or after conventional events, such as visiting Lake Powell between the Cataract Canyon and Glen Canyon Dam, or going to the Bryce Canyon and Capitol Reef National Parks to see the stunning array of natural wonder which has been carved into the living rock by mother nature over centuries!
Yours unerringly,
Kathleen Barnes
W.R.
I'm soooo tempted to turn this in as the final draft.
By Kiwi011 on 09/04/2008
if your serious heres some corrections-
And we'll never let you get lost of mauled by a grizzly bear at any of our five national parks!
isnt it lost or mauled?
which definitely the sodium chloride capital of the world!
which definitely is?
Tours designed especially for before or after conventional events,
for before or after sounds weird, think of something other than for if you use before next or it sounds weird, even if it is correct. You want writing to flow.
But if it wasnt, i lol'ed tbh, if you do, i want a photocopy of the paper with the grade on it lol.
And we'll never let you get lost of mauled by a grizzly bear at any of our five national parks!
isnt it lost or mauled?
which definitely the sodium chloride capital of the world!
which definitely is?
Tours designed especially for before or after conventional events,
for before or after sounds weird, think of something other than for if you use before next or it sounds weird, even if it is correct. You want writing to flow.
But if it wasnt, i lol'ed tbh, if you do, i want a photocopy of the paper with the grade on it lol.
By Eregion2 on 09/04/2008
This is the final draft. 
Wish I had time to work in some satire though. I might do it for another assignment; we have three more letters/memos to draft and submit and I could literally flunk one and still pass the course with an A. Might be worth manipulating. 
April 8, 2008
Ms. Sally E. Williams
Association for Dental Health Practitioners
108 Morningside Drive
New York, NY 10025
Dear Ms. Williams
Meetings America will be more than able to take care of all the details related to the convention you would like to hold in Salt Lake City this coming April. Unlike most agencies, Meetings America handles everything from transportation to reservations, as well as convention events and tours, which means your time spent with us will be as hassle free as possible!
The professional and friendly staff at Meetings America has extensive experience, which will be entirely at your service. When it comes to sightseeing trips, Salt Lake City is definitely where you want to be. Through Meetings America, you will be able to choose from many wonderful possibilities which will allow you to effortlessly enjoy the beautiful wildlife and stunning natural wonders of the Pacific Midwest!
Sincerely
Kathleen Barnes
W.R.
Wish I had time to work in some satire though. I might do it for another assignment; we have three more letters/memos to draft and submit and I could literally flunk one and still pass the course with an A. Might be worth manipulating. April 8, 2008
Ms. Sally E. Williams
Association for Dental Health Practitioners
108 Morningside Drive
New York, NY 10025
Dear Ms. Williams
Meetings America will be more than able to take care of all the details related to the convention you would like to hold in Salt Lake City this coming April. Unlike most agencies, Meetings America handles everything from transportation to reservations, as well as convention events and tours, which means your time spent with us will be as hassle free as possible!
The professional and friendly staff at Meetings America has extensive experience, which will be entirely at your service. When it comes to sightseeing trips, Salt Lake City is definitely where you want to be. Through Meetings America, you will be able to choose from many wonderful possibilities which will allow you to effortlessly enjoy the beautiful wildlife and stunning natural wonders of the Pacific Midwest!
- Inspirational tours of any or all of the five National Parks surrounding Salt Lake City.
- Active tours which can include horseback riding, fly fishing, or scenic hiking.
- Convention tours especially designed to be scheduled before or after events like yours.
- And our own Historic City Tour, which will show you the best of Salt Lake City.
Sincerely
Kathleen Barnes
W.R.
By Kiwi011 on 10/04/2008
| QUOTE (Eregion2 @ April 09, 2008 03:17 am) |
| This is the final draft. Wish I had time to work in some satire though. I might do it for another assignment; we have three more letters/memos to draft and submit and I could literally flunk one and still pass the course with an A. Might be worth manipulating. April 8, 2008 Ms. Sally E. Williams Association for Dental Health Practitioners 108 Morningside Drive New York, NY 10025 Dear Ms. Williams Meetings America will be more than able to take care of all the details related to the convention you would like to hold in Salt Lake City this coming April. Unlike most agencies, Meetings America handles everything from transportation to reservations, as well as convention events and tours, which means your time spent with us will be as hassle free as possible! The professional and friendly staff at Meetings America has extensive experience, which will be entirely at your service. When it comes to sightseeing trips, Salt Lake City is definitely where you want to be. Through Meetings America, you will be able to choose from many wonderful possibilities which will allow you to effortlessly enjoy the beautiful wildlife and stunning natural wonders of the Pacific Midwest!
Sincerely Kathleen Barnes W.R. |
um just a quick question.....is your name Kathleen? I thought u were a guy o.0....like first 4 months i was in wg i thought fairy was a girl...
By Eregion2 on 10/04/2008
No, that's the name of the president of Meetings America. 
For this scenario I was an intern who wrote the letter for her to sign and send (W.R. are my initials at the bottom).
For this scenario I was an intern who wrote the letter for her to sign and send (W.R. are my initials at the bottom). By Kiwi011 on 10/04/2008
| QUOTE (Eregion2 @ April 10, 2008 03:26 am) |
| No, that's the name of the president of Meetings America. For this scenario I was an intern who wrote the letter for her to sign and send (W.R. are my initials at the bottom). |
whew ok, i was scared i mistook another wg mem for the opposite sex....fail for me.
By Winddancir on 11/04/2008
| QUOTE (Eregion2 @ April 09, 2008 07:26 pm) |
| No, that's the name of the president of Meetings America. For this scenario I was an intern who wrote the letter for her to sign and send (W.R. are my initials at the bottom). |
This may be a little late.... but your initials at the bottom should be wr/KB
Take it from some one who had to do that crap... And the boss gets all the credit for the wonderful job, when he did none of the work.
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