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By Sativas on 23/05/2010

If your ever bored, I suggest omegle.com

If it's to vulgar delete it

QUOTE

You: Donkey DIcks
Stranger: hello

You: They're everywhere
Stranger: xC
Stranger: not here
You: I can't hide from it.
You: Donkey dick in my face right now.
Stranger: hahahhahah
Stranger: you should come to my house, then
Stranger: to hide
Stranger: ;D
You: Hide from all the dicks?
Stranger: yes
You: You don't have a dick do you?
Stranger: i dont! xD
You: Thank goodness!
Stranger: i agree!'
You: Can I hide my dick inside your vagina then?
You: I don't even want to see my own dick.
Stranger: I completely understand. Of course you can hide it there. I think it's safe.
You: Can I take a fashlight or something?
Stranger: why? i've got lamps
You: O, Ok! I wasn't sure.
Stranger: hahahha
You: So how should we do this?
Stranger: i have a plan!
Stranger: step 1: you go out of your house
You: Sounds like a good one, let's hear it!
Stranger: step 2: car/plane/whatever will bring you here
Stranger: 3: you go inside
You: Inside where?
You: Where do I land?
Stranger: 4: you hide your dick.
You: This is all going so fast!
Stranger: 3: inside my house
You: AHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: haaaaaha
Stranger: -.-
You: Ok
You: Let's start from scratch and take it slow...
Stranger: ok...
You: I insert my 36 foot monster cock inside your butthole.
You: What do you do next?
Stranger: say: that was not according to our plan
You: I know, It was suprise butt sex!
Stranger: I hate surprises
You: Sorry

Stranger: ...
You: Do you still love me?
Stranger: of course not.
You: ahhhhhh!
You: The agony!
Stranger:

((((
You: The pain.....
Stranger: cry me a river
You: I'm cutting...
You: And listening to Greenday...
You: AHHHHHHHH
You: PAINNNNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: and i'm cutting the connection
Stranger: bye love
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegle LOL