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Mario is a dictator
By Renegade3540 on 18/04/2008
Ah yes Mario we all know him from those games made by nintendo. He's the flag of nintend, Nintendos superhero.
But is he all that innocent as people think?
Lets do a close analysis. He's an Italian plumber. Thats the first thing that is wrong with Mario. How many ITalians that you know of become plumber? None, thats right Italians become women pick ups and jobs like that live the easy life. They don't become a plumber.
Then the Mustache. All the popular dicatators had a mustache. Hitler had it Fidel Castro had it. Same with the hat Fidel Castro wore a hat.
Now for his vest I couldn't find something for that first. Untill I turned on the television and I saw the Teletubbys. Right then I knew what his vest was he used the vest to try and cloud his dicatator style with a remark to a child program.
Then he also crushes Mushrooms and tortoises who did nothing wrong at all. So in reality Mario is an Italian dictator with a passionate hate for mushrooms and tortoises.
But then again when was the last time a tortoise did something for you. Also whats so special about mushrooms anyways? They taste like **** and they smell. Mario is trying to exterminate that.
So in the end Mario is my hero.
But is he all that innocent as people think?
Lets do a close analysis. He's an Italian plumber. Thats the first thing that is wrong with Mario. How many ITalians that you know of become plumber? None, thats right Italians become women pick ups and jobs like that live the easy life. They don't become a plumber.
Then the Mustache. All the popular dicatators had a mustache. Hitler had it Fidel Castro had it. Same with the hat Fidel Castro wore a hat.
Now for his vest I couldn't find something for that first. Untill I turned on the television and I saw the Teletubbys. Right then I knew what his vest was he used the vest to try and cloud his dicatator style with a remark to a child program.
Then he also crushes Mushrooms and tortoises who did nothing wrong at all. So in reality Mario is an Italian dictator with a passionate hate for mushrooms and tortoises.
But then again when was the last time a tortoise did something for you. Also whats so special about mushrooms anyways? They taste like **** and they smell. Mario is trying to exterminate that.
So in the end Mario is my hero.
By Sonixpber on 18/04/2008
A well written essay, would read again. xD
By Zlatan83 on 18/04/2008
Wtf have you been smoking sir?
By Jutila 94 on 18/04/2008
| QUOTE (Zlatan83 @ April 18, 2008 09:21 pm) |
| Wtf have you been smoking sir? |
+1
By T Dwag on 19/04/2008
Come back when you're sober.
Brandon
Brandon
By Winddancir on 19/04/2008
| QUOTE (Jutila 94 @ April 18, 2008 03:28 pm) | ||
+1 |
+2
And he's probably smoking the mushrooms.
By Georgio9 on 19/04/2008
As a member of the Italian community I am appauled at this load of ****.
I know plenty of Italians who don't live easy lives and actually work for their money. Plumbers maybe not, but brick layers, carpenters and such for sure.
I have a moustache at the moment mainly because I haven't shaved in a week but does that mean I'm a dictator?
Get your head out of your ass son.
I'd go on but I think your head is too dense to absord anything that I'd say.
I know plenty of Italians who don't live easy lives and actually work for their money. Plumbers maybe not, but brick layers, carpenters and such for sure.
I have a moustache at the moment mainly because I haven't shaved in a week but does that mean I'm a dictator?
Get your head out of your ass son.
I'd go on but I think your head is too dense to absord anything that I'd say.
By Bassism on 19/04/2008
| QUOTE (Georgio9 @ April 19, 2008 07:29 am) |
| As a member of the Italian community I am appauled at this load of ****. I know plenty of Italians who don't live easy lives and actually work for their money. Plumbers maybe not, but brick layers, carpenters and such for sure. I have a moustache at the moment mainly because I haven't shaved in a week but does that mean I'm a dictator? Get your head out of your ass son. I'd go on but I think your head is too dense to absord anything that I'd say. |
It'sa me amario
By Zhero06 on 19/04/2008
What the hell . . . lol.
By Firelion08 on 19/04/2008
Ur stoopit ser.
By Kero2 on 20/04/2008
lols i like
By Samurai-JM on 20/04/2008
| QUOTE (Winddancir @ April 19, 2008 06:21 am) | ||||
+2 And he's probably smoking the mushrooms. |
+6
wtflolinternet?
By Renegade3540 on 20/04/2008
| QUOTE (Georgio9 @ April 19, 2008 02:29 am) |
| As a member of the Italian community I am appauled at this load of ****. I know plenty of Italians who don't live easy lives and actually work for their money. Plumbers maybe not, but brick layers, carpenters and such for sure. I have a moustache at the moment mainly because I haven't shaved in a week but does that mean I'm a dictator? Get your head out of your ass son. I'd go on but I think your head is too dense to absord anything that I'd say. |
It is obvious you're way to easily offended.
You tell me I should get my head out of my ass? well maybe you should.
What I am putting up here is all in good fun and meant as a joke. If you are unable to see through that then maybe I'm not the one who should pull my head out of my ass. I'm trying to make a point by joking about things like dictatorship. Or stereotype Italians. Alot of people are way to negative these days.
I'm sure you'll take those last sentences in the wrong way.
Maybe you should learn to take a joke first. Before you start shouting Racism.
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