Negative Auctioning

WARNING: GROTESQUE SUBJECT MATTER
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Ok basically this topic is to see the minimum price you'd charge for a grotesque task.
I was inspired by a conversation with Darth in the IRC.

Basically, if you would do that act for a lower price than the person above you, post the lower price.
The person who charges the least wins.

THE ONLY RULE is to be realistic. Pretend the offer was real, so don't troll and say "I'd have sex with a whale carcass for $1." If this was proposed to you IRL, what is the MINIMUM amount of money you'd require for it?


Once nobody goes lower, we'll have a new auction.

The first auction

Some stranger has told you they'll pay you money to pull one of their turds out of the toilet and slap it hard for 12 seconds against the floor. It is still warm but cooling.


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The second auction

Coming soon

1k

£500

100 NZD

It's just a turd, can always wash your hands afterwards.

£300 maybe less and depends if it has sweetcorn I hate that crap

$100

As long as the shit doesnt get on my clothes

£1

There's always someone that can't handle a topic with honesty...
Stick to US dollars by the way guys.
Mark's on $78 USD at the moment... which I myself doubt incredibly, but it's possible.

20 USD tbh lol its like what? 15 seconds for $$ lawl I would even do it to Keanu Oo

15$ CAN, just cause I'm desperate for money. lol

I would do it for 1k NOK

50 AUD

oh wat thats 51 USD.

Gloves or not?

Ok Kung, now its on.
I'll wire you $15 to vid yourself slapping your own shit for 12 seconds.
Either that or I call your bluff.

If you won't, I'll offer Tai $20.

i fucking love this topic

Do it on newspaper, and I'll throw in an extra $5 to cover the water and soap to wash your hands.

Depends, does it get on my clothes?

Dude, ill do it for 15 aswell. IDK how I'd go about vidding myself doing it though.

Dude cam it on your phone or something.

You guys are so desperate for money lol.
Your standards will go up when you all get jobs.

Ask Steve-o. He would probably do it for free and eat it after.

Someone else's shit? I would do it for $100.
My shit? I would lower it to $50.

I know my shit isn't that bad depending on the week. I have seen toilets filled with other's shit before, and it is so much more grotesque.

wouldn't do it period.

probably for 50€...i get to change so many dipers for old ppl every single fkn day that it doesn't really scare me alot.

Wow no kidding about low standards here.
I wouldn't do it for less that $500. AND that also depends who it is too. If it was some fat greasy truck drive I wouldn't do it for less that $5000.

Ok if Kung is bluffing, then Mark, the offer goes to you.

So how would i go about doing this. Take a dump in a bit of newspaper, Take it outside. Slap it on some other newspaper outside for 12 seconds?

Dunno man, I'm real sketchy about filming myself and posting it.

if you're not ready to do what you said you would then don't even bother posting pointless sh like that. It was supposed to be realistic....

Mark, what you can do is just send it to me and I won't share I will just vouch and pay.

My offer for $100 AUD still stands.

I'll mail it to you.

Wouldn't do it at all lol.

Ok um, fuck. Give me a few days to sort out how I'm gonna do this. Cause It's the weekend atm and everyones home so yeah, that would look rather odd.

I'd just start the next auction.

WG. The clan that slaps their own shit around for 12 seconds.

wat...

I'de honestly do it for 10USD - Its a shit job, but someone has to do it,

Umm £100, so I guess around $150.
Kind of need the money right now.
Great idea for a topic lol, as long as everyone is telling the truth.
But yeah if someone gets as low as $20 or so I think we should pay them to vid whatever it is, might make more money off youtube in return xD


~Abs

Ok Luke do it. I'll pay you.

NOBODY GO ANY LOWER.

I want to see Luke slapping shit.

Luke, I'll pay you to slap shit.
Go on, send it to me and I won't share it.

I *think* i'd do it for about £80 (not sure what that is in dollars) defo for £100

You should make the winner do the grotesque task for the price he/she said, then find a place to sell vids of grotesque stuff and make some moolah.