By Sharul on 27/01/2011
1. After a serious injury you demand that someone bring you food so you can restore your hitpoints.
2. When seeing a construction worker, you can’t stop yourself but to ask yourself what his Construction level must be.
3. You call your boss Zezima.
4. You wear white gloves while cooking, claiming it’ll prevent you from burning your food.
5. While in court for stabbing a man you ask the judge when it became against the rules to PK.
6. You consider steroids a cheat to get strength level up.
7. You grin as you see a beggar on the street, silly level 3.
8. You create your own fire with a tinbox and logs to cook your food.
9. Once arriving at a store, you demand to know what the price of an object is in the GP currency.
10. You sold your car to buy a blue party hat.
11. You attempt to rob a bank to raise your thieving experience.
12. As you arrive in a church you yell at everyone for being prayer n00bs.
13. You wonder why no one can afford armor.
14. You stop random people on the street to ask if they want to buy anything in your inventory.
15. You tried jumping from one building to another in order to train your agility.
16. You call your parent’s house, “Tutorial Island.”
17. Whenever you see an object that interests you, you immediately proceed to ask what monster drops it.
18. You tried selling your mother’s old diamond rings to a jewelry store.
19. In the middle of a fight you attempted to teleport using rocks you’ve painted small symbols on.
20. Some of the things on this list actually concern you.
21.You know you're addicted to RuneScape when your girlfreinds panties become a rare drop.
22.you have a dream about getting combat 126 with 99 all stats.
23.you wake from a dream about getting combat 126 and 99 all stats, and wonder if it really happened.
24.you forget to sleep much anymore since Jagex removed sleeping bags from the game. (This only applies to our older players.)
25.you refer to newly hired co-workers as "noobs".
26.When you believe in Saradomin. When you don’t speak and your mouth is moving. When you go outside and say ”wow these graphix are insane”. When you look for a girlfriend on the game. And when your cat ” Bob ” is always in ur backpack