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Female Bears
By rachellove9 on 30/04/2008
I was driving my car the other day and thinking of female bears and how much I would not want to be one
We may have male panda but man ohhh man I hope not a female bear
The female bear sleeps like 6 months out of the year and if you mess with her look out She bite your head off.
She stuffs herself with food before she falls asleep and everyone knows she gets fatter.
Think of those legs ewwwww the hairy leg sydrome
Did you know she gives birth while asleep and the baby is only the size of a walnut then it grows and is a cub when she wakes up Now that part is pretty cool
Everyone knows what happens when you mess with a cub That mama will eat you alive
I hope you all can laugh at no female wg bears around lol
We may have male panda but man ohhh man I hope not a female bear
The female bear sleeps like 6 months out of the year and if you mess with her look out She bite your head off.
She stuffs herself with food before she falls asleep and everyone knows she gets fatter.
Think of those legs ewwwww the hairy leg sydrome
Did you know she gives birth while asleep and the baby is only the size of a walnut then it grows and is a cub when she wakes up Now that part is pretty cool
Everyone knows what happens when you mess with a cub That mama will eat you alive
I hope you all can laugh at no female wg bears around lol
By Yingyang06 on 30/04/2008
Lmfao Rachel. xD
By Abmanju on 30/04/2008
LLL Rachel, you must be pretty bored xD
~Abs
~Abs
By Parth23 Jani on 30/04/2008
...I dont get the joke.
By Yingyang06 on 30/04/2008
| QUOTE (Parth23 Jani @ April 30, 2008 03:48 pm) |
| ...I dont get the joke. |
It's not a joke, it's something she thought about when she was bored.
By Tnuac on 30/04/2008
Really? I know thousands of girls who fantasise about being female bears
Really
Really
By rachellove9 on 30/04/2008
lmao I'm a zoo lover to be honest I go like a couple times a week in the summer
By Yingyang06 on 30/04/2008
I've only been to the Zoo a few times. 2nd time a spider monkey tried to hump my friend through the glass lmao.
By Firelion08 on 30/04/2008
Your interpretation makes being a bear sound less appealing.
Of course, there's another way to look at it:
... Imagine being able to survive in a beautiful enviroment... Having all the necessities of life growing in your own home.
* You want sushi? Go to the pool... You want sweets? Go to the berry garden... No need for toilet paper -- Nature whipes your ass for you.
... Imagine being one of the biggest badasses on the field... Having the ability to defend yourself or your family against almost any threat. No one would consider touching you without concern of losing their life. Though..., you'd probably be the one instigating most of the fights...
... Imagine living in complete freedom. Being able to roam whereever you want, eat any poor critter that happens to be around you when you're hungry... And not having to worry about politics or the obnoxious nature of society.
* This guy's disrespecting you? Plant a few claws in his face. No lawsuit there.
Of course, there's another way to look at it:
... Imagine being able to survive in a beautiful enviroment... Having all the necessities of life growing in your own home.
* You want sushi? Go to the pool... You want sweets? Go to the berry garden... No need for toilet paper -- Nature whipes your ass for you.
... Imagine being one of the biggest badasses on the field... Having the ability to defend yourself or your family against almost any threat. No one would consider touching you without concern of losing their life. Though..., you'd probably be the one instigating most of the fights...
... Imagine living in complete freedom. Being able to roam whereever you want, eat any poor critter that happens to be around you when you're hungry... And not having to worry about politics or the obnoxious nature of society.
* This guy's disrespecting you? Plant a few claws in his face. No lawsuit there.
By General199 on 30/04/2008
Rachel you are too funny!
There are good and bad parts to being a female bear I guess.
There are good and bad parts to being a female bear I guess.
By Winddancir on 30/04/2008
| QUOTE (rachellove9 @ April 30, 2008 05:58 am) |
| Everyone knows what happens when you mess with a cub That mama will eat you alive |
Hi.
By Yingyang06 on 30/04/2008
| QUOTE (Winddancir @ April 30, 2008 06:22 pm) | ||
Hi. |
I know you will eat me alive
Cannibal!
By Buzzard1985 on 30/04/2008
That was the most random post I've ever seen xD, you must be really bored. Although I learned something 
By rachellove9 on 30/04/2008
It rained and I had wanted to go to the zoo.
Random thoughts are some of the best things to enjoy. lol
Random thoughts are some of the best things to enjoy. lol
By Georgio9 on 01/05/2008
for fucks sakes. FOCUS ON THE ROAD AND DONT LIVE UP TO THE STEREOTYPE OF WOMEN ARE BAD DRIVERS.
By Kero2 on 01/05/2008
lols at @ georgio
Yo pandas are the ****
We reppn da house
Yo pandas are the ****
We reppn da house
By Elyxiatic on 01/05/2008
....
By Bassism on 01/05/2008
I thought we had a House of Random
By rachellove9 on 01/05/2008
OMG George LMAO I was stuck for an hour for a landslide.........
By Firelion08 on 01/05/2008
| QUOTE (Bassism @ May 01, 2008 01:32 pm) |
| I thought we had a House of Random |
You shush.
*Firelion glances at post count.
By Winddancir on 02/05/2008
| QUOTE (Firelion08 @ May 01, 2008 01:42 pm) | ||
You shush. *Firelion glances at post count. |
*Winddancir looks at Firelion08's post count.
And Georgio9? Stay out of my way when I'm driving... Cause strangely enough, most of the time I drive, it's because I'm less drunk than any one else....... (don't ask, won't tell)
By ArSeNaLfAn32 on 02/05/2008
O hai der i m female bear. RAWR. Btw that's reaaaaaaally random but cool.
By spanthrax on 02/05/2008
well this is certainly one way of looking at it. and i must say ill never look at a bear the same way again as long as i live. thanks for that
By Zhero06 on 02/05/2008
| QUOTE (Firelion08 @ April 30, 2008 12:47 pm) |
| Your interpretation makes being a bear sound less appealing. Of course, there's another way to look at it: ... Imagine being able to survive in a beautiful enviroment... Having all the necessities of life growing in your own home. * You want sushi? Go to the pool... You want sweets? Go to the berry garden... No need for toilet paper -- Nature whipes your ass for you. ... Imagine being one of the biggest badasses on the field... Having the ability to defend yourself or your family against almost any threat. No one would consider touching you without concern of losing their life. Though..., you'd probably be the one instigating most of the fights... ... Imagine living in complete freedom. Being able to roam whereever you want, eat any poor critter that happens to be around you when you're hungry... And not having to worry about politics or the obnoxious nature of society. * This guy's disrespecting you? Plant a few claws in his face. No lawsuit there. |
But then again, there's the other side to that.
Imagine minding your own business one day and then bam, you get shot but some freak standing on two feet. No one to find justice for you there. Imagine having to always look out for someone who is going to shoot you, never knowing when it might happen. Not so wonderful to be a bear.
By Georgio9 on 02/05/2008
| QUOTE (rachellove9 @ May 01, 2008 08:05 pm) |
| OMG George LMAO I was stuck for an hour for a landslide......... |
Lol ok, sorry bout that. I know a few too many girls that have hit something, gone off the road somewhere or scare the hell out of me when they put on make up while driving....yeah.
Tabs, thank God we live on opposite sides of america.
By Yingyang06 on 02/05/2008
| QUOTE (Georgio9 @ May 02, 2008 06:14 am) |
| Tabs, thank God we live on opposite sides of america. |
I agree, she's WG's female bear! and she will eat you alive!
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