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Sexual Bloopers
By rachellove9 on 22/03/2011
Have you ever had a really good LOL when your Bedroom fun went horribly wrong?
I once knocked out my ex bf with the headboard. The worst is that I had to call his dr for him.
I once knocked out my ex bf with the headboard. The worst is that I had to call his dr for him.
By JC on 22/03/2011
Surrreeeeee that was an accident Rach...
By Easy Tiger on 22/03/2011
Not so much LOL at the time, and it wasn't in the bedroom as such either, but did send my mother-in-law a photo that should have gone to my mrs.. In my phone I have them saved as Kylie and Kylies mum... I wont go into detail on the picture.. It still stops me looking her in the eye now..
By rachellove9 on 22/03/2011
lol Pic please? lmao I'm sure she saved it.
By Woof on 22/03/2011
You might not LOL but I definitely accidentally fell right off my bed in the middle of foreplay/intercourse. We definitely laughed - a lot.
By WizardOfGod on 22/03/2011
idk if these are bloopers but here is a few
my back got clawed up so bad and i didn't notice
my sister came downstairs to my room and said 'i can hear her from upstairs
'
it never fits at first which always is a hassle for me
one time my brother-in law came in during sex dick slang'ed and walked out WDF?
i slammed a girl at my frat house while my boy was sleeping/watching on the mattress rite next to us it was dark i said there was a 'wall' there and he couldnt see but she knew he could
idk if any more come off the top of my head i will post em
my back got clawed up so bad and i didn't notice
my sister came downstairs to my room and said 'i can hear her from upstairs
'it never fits at first which always is a hassle for me
one time my brother-in law came in during sex dick slang'ed and walked out WDF?
i slammed a girl at my frat house while my boy was sleeping/watching on the mattress rite next to us it was dark i said there was a 'wall' there and he couldnt see but she knew he could
idk if any more come off the top of my head i will post em
By Zooby69 on 23/03/2011
Uhm, while blowing my load of my ex's face it went up her nose, more than once haha.
Uhm one time me and the ex were really drunk and had come home for from drunk sex and while doing it doggy it slipped out and in an attempt to ram it back it I shoved it up her ass by accident.
Multiple family members walked in on sex/cunnilingus.
Thats all I can remember off the top of my head.
Uhm one time me and the ex were really drunk and had come home for from drunk sex and while doing it doggy it slipped out and in an attempt to ram it back it I shoved it up her ass by accident.
Multiple family members walked in on sex/cunnilingus.
Thats all I can remember off the top of my head.
By Jayson on 31/03/2011
Umm, I was having fun with the missus before basketball and she ended up on top and was going good and she held me down, i couldn't stop her, ending up blowing early... in my pants.
Had to play basketball later, in those shorts.......
Ended up washing them with water and playing with wet shorts, said i forgot to put them in the dryer
lol....
Had to play basketball later, in those shorts.......
Ended up washing them with water and playing with wet shorts, said i forgot to put them in the dryer
lol....
By Damien Wolfe on 31/03/2011
I'm going to regret this...
I had an ex who only queefed when she got really wet / hotnbothered. One day, mid afternoon we were going at it on my bed and she queefed so hard she blew me out of her... And in the process sprayed my sheets. I was laughing so hard I fell out of bed and landed on my wood.
Needless to say I'll never forget that girl or that moment.
I had an ex who only queefed when she got really wet / hotnbothered. One day, mid afternoon we were going at it on my bed and she queefed so hard she blew me out of her... And in the process sprayed my sheets. I was laughing so hard I fell out of bed and landed on my wood.
Needless to say I'll never forget that girl or that moment.
By Kung Man149 on 01/04/2011
| QUOTE: Damien Wolfe @ March 31, 2011 11:16 am) |
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I'm going to regret this... I had an ex who only queefed when she got really wet / hotnbothered. One day, mid afternoon we were going at it on my bed and she queefed so hard she blew me out of her... And in the process sprayed my sheets. I was laughing so hard I fell out of bed and landed on my wood. Needless to say I'll never forget that girl or that moment. |
Ah, shit.
That must have hurt. lmao
By WizardOfGod on 01/04/2011
| QUOTE: Damien Wolfe @ March 31, 2011 11:16 am) |
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I'm going to regret this... I had an ex who only queefed when she got really wet / hotnbothered. One day, mid afternoon we were going at it on my bed and she queefed so hard she blew me out of her... And in the process sprayed my sheets. I was laughing so hard I fell out of bed and landed on my wood. Needless to say I'll never forget that girl or that moment. |
thats def a +1
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