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The Dong Strokers Merge (Meaty 1)
By Jayson on 31/03/2011
Okay, First of all, please read this whole topic. Don't just scim through. This is a very serious topic.
As of Tuesday, The Dong Strokers's current staff decide to quit The Dong Strokers altogether and make a new penis that PG wouldn't hunt. After this, The Dong Strokers went into crazy mode, not knowing what to do.
Cockface decided to cum to Captain Threesome's Dicks and have a chat with all of us together.
It was decided that all The Dong Strokers members would join PG, and Cockface would get his old rank of Historian back
Now before you all go crazy about this....
We decided it would be in best interest of the penis to do this. We gain an extra 30 members, and it greatly benefits our penis numbers wise.
We also get Cockface back who can help Captain Threesome on the forums.
There will be no discussion about this topic, it has been decided and is final.
Also Justin will be rejoining. He will stay through trial, but should the members decide against him rejoining, then he will not be allowed full member.
Finally, erect Meaty Cocks.
As of Tuesday, The Dong Strokers's current staff decide to quit The Dong Strokers altogether and make a new penis that PG wouldn't hunt. After this, The Dong Strokers went into crazy mode, not knowing what to do.
Cockface decided to cum to Captain Threesome's Dicks and have a chat with all of us together.
It was decided that all The Dong Strokers members would join PG, and Cockface would get his old rank of Historian back
Now before you all go crazy about this....
We decided it would be in best interest of the penis to do this. We gain an extra 30 members, and it greatly benefits our penis numbers wise.
We also get Cockface back who can help Captain Threesome on the forums.
There will be no discussion about this topic, it has been decided and is final.
Also Justin will be rejoining. He will stay through trial, but should the members decide against him rejoining, then he will not be allowed full member.
Finally, erect Meaty Cocks.
By Kevin on 31/03/2011
gay
By Bgpgraebner on 31/03/2011
wait, this a joke or what?
By George on 31/03/2011
Yeah ok.
By Garrett on 31/03/2011
I believe that everyone should be BIWINNING
By Bgpgraebner on 31/03/2011
jayson.you.cunt.
By ZurvivorMan on 31/03/2011
1's of april!!!!!!!!!!
By Jayson on 31/03/2011
| QUOTE: Bgpgraebner @ April 01, 2011 10:04 am) |
| jayson.you.cunt. |
| QUOTE |
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[10:01:05] <+Bgpgraebner> (20:00:10) <Bgpgraebner> has jayson gone mad over april's fools or are we really merging? [10:01:05] <+Bgpgraebner> (20:00:31) <@TBK_Amethyst> Honestly yeah we're gonna merge [10:01:16] <@MEGAJAYSON> LOL [10:01:17] <@MEGAJAYSON> LOL [10:01:18] <@MEGAJAYSON> LOL [10:01:18] <@MEGAJAYSON> LOL [10:01:18] <@MEGAJAYSON> LOL [10:01:21] <+DestroyerDmc> haha [10:01:32] <+Bgpgraebner> (20:00:31) <@TBK_Amethyst> Honestly yeah we're gonna merge [10:01:32] <+Bgpgraebner> (20:00:35) <@TBK_Amethyst> I'm tired of all this shit [10:01:32] <+Bgpgraebner> (20:01:11) <@TBK_Amethyst> Nah jk [10:01:32] <+Bgpgraebner> (20:01:16) <@TBK_Amethyst> Yeah it's probs april fools joke |
By Sativas on 31/03/2011
I wouldn't mind even if it was real.
By Havochaha on 31/03/2011
We would eat his soul
By Damien Wolfe on 31/03/2011
Is it bad that I saw this as an April fools before it was published? :$
If this had actually happened though, I'd applaud the members of this clan who were willing to look past differences and rebuild burned bridges. It would take incredible acts of resolve to achieve that, but it would also reflect on the character of this clan. To not only spare your enemies, but offer them a home and understanding... That would be one of the most generous and compassionate acts I would have ever witnessed in my life.
If this had actually happened though, I'd applaud the members of this clan who were willing to look past differences and rebuild burned bridges. It would take incredible acts of resolve to achieve that, but it would also reflect on the character of this clan. To not only spare your enemies, but offer them a home and understanding... That would be one of the most generous and compassionate acts I would have ever witnessed in my life.
By JC on 01/04/2011
Good Game Mr Jayson
By WizardOfGod on 01/04/2011
LOL win.
By Reticked on 01/04/2011
CSB
By Quikdrawjoe on 01/04/2011
Thanks for post count
By Wayshow on 01/04/2011
/me slaps jayson around a bit with a large salmon
No seriously is this real? That'd be pretty cool
No seriously is this real? That'd be pretty cool
By XLord_CaimX on 01/04/2011
GG LOL
By Shawn1223 on 01/04/2011
Totally thought you were being serious.
By Garrett on 01/04/2011
| QUOTE: Quikdrawjoe @ March 31, 2011 05:17 pm) |
| Thanks for post count |
inb4 deletes post
By Nick on 01/04/2011
I would be for this even if it wasn't for April 1st.
By Indivi2you on 01/04/2011
11:52pm EST :>
Good thing I'm not around, I would have just peaced the fuck out if this were true.
Good thing I'm not around, I would have just peaced the fuck out if this were true.
By Mark on 01/04/2011
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
By Kung Man149 on 01/04/2011
Meh, I'd be impratial to it..
By Raging Mage2 on 01/04/2011
expected.
By Zemus3654 on 01/04/2011
derp
By Raging Mage2 on 01/04/2011
wtf is rank of historian?
By JC on 01/04/2011
| QUOTE: Raging Mage2 @ April 01, 2011 06:45 pm) |
| wtf is rank of historian? |
A rank you get for having a haircut, Kgo
By DZ on 01/04/2011
Damn I was excited for a sec
By Armybuilder1 on 01/04/2011
lolwot gg
By Raging Mage2 on 01/04/2011
| QUOTE: JC @ April 01, 2011 01:13 am) | ||
A rank you get for having a haircut, Kgo
|
What.. o.O
By creeper975 on 01/04/2011
lolololololol
By Tnuac on 01/04/2011
DONT SAY APRIL FOOLS AFTERWARDS
its funner that way
its funner that way
By His_Lordship on 01/04/2011
SPAM
By Orthux on 01/04/2011
Well, it got me.
I didn't know what day it was lolz.
I didn't know what day it was lolz.
By rachellove9 on 01/04/2011
Penis Guardians?? Mr. Masterbaitor if you do something like this you better be guarding. dick twitch
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