Our new penis standards (Meaty 1)

Hello,

If you haven't noticed by now (which means you're probably flacid), our penis has been renamed to the Penis Guardians.

This erection is effective immediately.

Captain Threesome, along with Captain Threesome's Dicks, have cum to the conclusion that our penis needs a major erection. We need to be more stiff on our flacids. Captain Threesome's Dicks has decided that we need to anal rape all flacid immediately. A penal warrior will be determined flacid by his or her usage of cockspeak, cockchat, cockfest and orgy attendance, and finallys PenisScape activity.

The next matter to discuss is our budding rivalry with The Dong Strokers. The Dong Strokers, led by Cockface, have been dealt a huge fucking in the past couple days. Their penis size has been cut in half, leaving them in a limp state. Staff has decided that it is best to let The Dong Strokers try and recoup over the next couple months. We are open to thinking of The Dong Strokers as cockbuddies in the future, so don't fuck anything up by being an asshole to any The Dong Strokers members. If you mistreat anybody in public, you will be anal raped from PG, no exceptions.

Our final subject to cover is PvP. On the topic of cockfests, Captain Threesome, Rachel, Shaftsucker, Mr. Masterbaitor and I (Cockfondler) have been very pleased with the amount of massive hard on that is being fucked on our frequent cockfests. We continue to encourage our members to host cockfests as frequently as they like, so often as your porn collection is increasing!

If you have any sexual curiosities regarding these erections, please contact any of the Captain Threesome's Dicks and we will be erect to suck off.

Long live the Penis Guardians!

Have a wonderful Meaty Cocks day!

wut?

Forum filter SCHLONG?

Now we have to work out which terms trigger it

dick twitch I just moved this cause I wasn't sure IA was the right place for it. It did make me laugh, so if you move it back okay but idk.

I dick twitch'd at Captain Threesome

Cockfondler is K3v1n?

uhm Captain Threesome is l0rD33?

dick twitch is ell oh ell


They didnt put trigger on rachel gg?

Mr. Masterbaitor dick twitch?-------JAyss0n?

my dick twitch'd

Gotta love Meaty Cock amirite Captain Threesome

Oh no, please don't tell me this is a word filter.

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Wilderness
Captain Threesome
Mr. Masterbaitor
Cockfondler
Rachel
Shaftsucker
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PenisScape

Fuck you all

I assume captain threesome is with three guys also

dick twitch I had to watch on apps forum part cause I said i r c (cockchat) then I was like ohhh nooo and back up when I went to put in Captain Threesome's Dicks's names.

Haha, as mature as I pretend to be, I l0l'd

Love the word filter

... Great....

It's like pirates but more offensive

kevins a dick

cockfest cockfest cockfest

I also like the banner

Captain Threesome will be megamad yo

The Dong Strokers

~ Dallar

George
Gorgemaster

Edit: YES FUCKING SAFE!
Um kekeke lolz

what is wrong with this penis

dick twitch dis joke is fun cuz its on Meaty 1st, see wut dey did thar?

Just... STOP EDITING MY POSTS FGTS

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Epic IA

cool

dick twitch...This shit is too fucking funny.
Cockfondler, you genius!

it edits my post

Kinda, it's just a filter.

does this mean i have to talk weird to avoid the filter? im scared tbh.

This is the last straw Cockfondler

I hope my name Jenny is safe @@

w00t I am still a virgin !

vagina.