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Happy Easter WG
By WG_Keanu on 21/04/2011
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," ! he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."
The blonde says,"Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny , bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves,
hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says,
"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."
Happy Easter!!!
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," ! he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."
The blonde says,"Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny , bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves,
hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says,
"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."
Happy Easter!!!
By Armybuilder1 on 21/04/2011
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By Wayshow on 21/04/2011
lolololol i took a while to figure that out
By George on 21/04/2011
THIS DID NOT MAKE ME LAUGH.
By WizardOfGod on 21/04/2011
| QUOTE: George @ April 21, 2011 09:38 am) |
| THIS DID NOT MAKE ME LAUGH. |
This..
By Garrett on 21/04/2011
Still attempting to get post count by spamming our forums.
By Kung Man149 on 21/04/2011
Remember kids, the higher your spam count.
The bigger your E-Penis is.
The bigger your E-Penis is.
By Rodney75 on 21/04/2011
I smiled, Happy Easter to you too! 
By Kat on 21/04/2011
lol that was cute. but im blond. what are u trying to say 
lolz jokes happy easter to u 2 bunny
lolz jokes happy easter to u 2 bunny
By Raging Mage2 on 21/04/2011
By His_Lordship on 22/04/2011
Smiled IRL. Didn't laugh, but it's not easy to make me laugh.
Actually even though this is less funny than other things, it got a bigger reaction from me.
Weird.
Actually even though this is less funny than other things, it got a bigger reaction from me.
Weird.
By Reticked on 22/04/2011
Rage laugh, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
By Jayson on 22/04/2011
Free post count.
Remember guys! No meat today
Remember guys! No meat today
By George on 22/04/2011
| QUOTE: His_Lordship @ April 22, 2011 03:44 am) |
|
Smiled IRL. Didn't laugh, but it's not easy to make me laugh. Actually even though this is less funny than other things, it got a bigger reaction from me. Weird. |
I've got a joke that will make you laugh.
It's about eggs. It WILL make you laugh.
By demomc on 22/04/2011
Smile and wave boys... smile and wave....
By ZurvivorMan on 23/04/2011
Happy easter!!!!
By SpidyMan on 23/04/2011
Happy Easter 
By Flame Reece on 24/04/2011
Happy easter Keanu.
To everyone holding a grudge, why bother post? If only there was a spray to give holiday spirit.
To everyone holding a grudge, why bother post? If only there was a spray to give holiday spirit.
By Bgpgraebner on 24/04/2011
I get the spirit, Keanu. Happy easter to you too.
By Elyxiatic on 24/04/2011
I laughed.
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