LMFAO....
Nah, ristretto is about the strongest tasting coffee around (that I have found anyway), the Macchiato is probably the nice tasting equivalent, which is a ristretto with milk added (making it about the same size as a short black).
The weirdest coffee I have ever tried is a 'winter mix' from my local coffee place, it was a mix of a ristretto, garlic, honey, chilli, vanilla and a few other ingredients in the size of a short black, it was insane, honestly it made you feel warm all the way through your body. It did have a rather weird taste, but it was damn good and I would have no hesitation in ordering one again.
Coffee is seriously good