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29 lines to make you smile. (^_^)
By Firelion08 on 05/05/2008
29 LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
was God and I didn't
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!!!!
18. Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand
times the memory.
26. Ham and eggs ... a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
for a pig.
27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
was God and I didn't
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!!!!
18. Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand
times the memory.
26. Ham and eggs ... a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
for a pig.
27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
By Kiwi011 on 05/05/2008
that was epic.
made my day.
made my day.
By Troll84 on 05/05/2008
| QUOTE |
| 23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. |
Lmfao ^^ I love them all
~Mugger84
By 1badacepkr on 05/05/2008
thats funny
By David on 05/05/2008
Haha, that was some good stuff. Number 1 really made me laugh and 15 is very true of myself, haha.
By Parth23 Jani on 06/05/2008
A couple of them are pretty good 
By Spicy63 on 06/05/2008
Few made me laugh,
Thanks
Thanks
By Zhero06 on 06/05/2008
Failed. Nice try though.
By Samurai-JM on 06/05/2008
| QUOTE (Firelion08 @ May 05, 2008 08:38 pm) |
| 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. |
Love em, nice 1 FL! xD By pur3laugh on 07/05/2008
Lmao that was soo funny. Ahh it really made me laugh.. Good ones.. <3
By Indivi2you on 07/05/2008
Haha!!!! Yeah that really did make me smile. A hanful of them were really funny
By Bambaleo on 07/05/2008
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
this one was gud.
this one was gud.
By T Dwag on 07/05/2008
Haha there were some good one's in there. Did you get these off a site?
Thanks for sharing!
Brandon
Thanks for sharing!
Brandon
By Winddancir on 07/05/2008
| QUOTE (Firelion08 @ May 05, 2008 12:38 pm) |
| 22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! |
Yeh...
Some people need to stop wasting the oxygen I require.
By ArSeNaLfAn32 on 07/05/2008
Haha i love it all. The "I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it" sticker is actually on my door. Hehe.
By Mickey on 07/05/2008
. Good stuff man. I laughed at that alot . Back to Topic Index