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Something funny from a friend.
By Rai Of Light on 02/06/2008
I thought this was funny...so I figured I'd share. 
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"So I fired my secretary today"
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Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids...They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked
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"So I fired my secretary today"
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Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids...They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked
By A EvilMidget on 02/06/2008
LMFAO! 
By pur3laugh on 02/06/2008
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaahahahahaha Best one yet!!! omg i love that. hahahahaahhaah
By Bambaleo on 02/06/2008
nice
By Kiwi011 on 02/06/2008
LMFAO
love it, telling all my friends, so funny lol.
love it, telling all my friends, so funny lol.
By Parth23 Jani on 02/06/2008
Haha
By Mistah Vince on 02/06/2008
LMFAO. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
By George on 02/06/2008
.I could see where that was going when you said he stood there nervously.
Great story
By Mager123789 on 02/06/2008
Haha
you just made me smile for the first time today..
you just made me smile for the first time today..
By Abmanju on 02/06/2008
Lmfao....Oh God, he deserves it! LLL
~Abs
~Abs
By Pazenon on 02/06/2008
LOL, good one 
By Gusmighster on 02/06/2008
LOL
By David on 02/06/2008
HAHA! That was nice, was expecting something like it, but that was just so abrupt.
Very nice, really made me laugh.
Very nice, really made me laugh.
By ibtoad610 on 02/06/2008
omg that is so funny hahahahahaha By Back to Own on 02/06/2008
Lawl, sent to my rl friends
By Pyro Blade26 on 02/06/2008
LMFAO thats great
By Kero2 on 03/06/2008
thats some funny ****. thank you for that makes me so much better
By bbgunmaster on 03/06/2008
lmao, gonna share this
By Stokenut on 03/06/2008
LOL
Thats a good one
Thats a good one
By Sir Wolfoo on 03/06/2008
Lmao love it..needs to be shared
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