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Was This Worth It?
By His Lordship on 03/07/2008
How does His Lordship do this:
1. Hand in a work 2 weeks overdue (Which normally means 50% off the mark)
2. Hand it in unfinished and unedited... with everything done the night before.
3. Forget the references
4. Lie about facts and statistics
5. Score 85%, the highest mark in the course
The answer:
I gave the lecturer the biggest crush ever on me.
She's 50.
I'm 20.
She's got a fucking comb-over.
I've got a reputation.
If word spreads, I'm finished.
And I don't know if she'll come back for more.
No way I'm tapping it... but she wants me BAD now.
I had to do it in order to pass and now she's expecting something from me.
God damn it... was it worth it?
Should I just get on with it or fail the unit and redo it in a year?
1. Hand in a work 2 weeks overdue (Which normally means 50% off the mark)
2. Hand it in unfinished and unedited... with everything done the night before.
3. Forget the references
4. Lie about facts and statistics
5. Score 85%, the highest mark in the course
The answer:
I gave the lecturer the biggest crush ever on me.
She's 50.
I'm 20.
She's got a fucking comb-over.
I've got a reputation.
If word spreads, I'm finished.
And I don't know if she'll come back for more.
No way I'm tapping it... but she wants me BAD now.
I had to do it in order to pass and now she's expecting something from me.
God damn it... was it worth it?
Should I just get on with it or fail the unit and redo it in a year?
By Firelion08 on 03/07/2008
Ugh. How much longer do you think you can go without acknowledging her generosity?
By Stokenut on 03/07/2008
Tap it. So you can say you've done a 50yo.
Gotta try everything once. When you're her age you won't be able to get an erection without Viagra. Think about it.
Gotta try everything once. When you're her age you won't be able to get an erection without Viagra. Think about it.
By His Lordship on 03/07/2008
Jesus Christ this is crazy.
How do I get into this shit.
I'm so scared she is a carrier or something, or worse, a 50 year old virgin.
Next time I'm just handing the work in on time.
How do I get into this shit.
I'm so scared she is a carrier or something, or worse, a 50 year old virgin.
Next time I'm just handing the work in on time.
By Firelion08 on 03/07/2008
| QUOTE (His Lordship @ July 03, 2008 08:07 am) |
| Jesus Christ this is crazy. How do I get into this shit. I'm so scared she is a carrier or something, or worse, a 50 year old virgin. Next time I'm just handing the work in on time. |
I guess that goes without saying. lol
By Dorcha3377 on 03/07/2008
Just do it...then let us know..close your eyes though.
By Snowzak on 03/07/2008
Mature women tend to be somewhat better at what they've done longer and more, according to most men and popular belief.
By dhboy123 on 03/07/2008
LOLOL, as if she has a crush on you.
pics please.
pics please.
By Renoldojr10 on 03/07/2008
Close your eyes and use you imagination.
~Ali
~Ali
By Bassism on 03/07/2008
Trying to 1 up my 35yo?
Well...good luck, I think.
Well...good luck, I think.
By Tnuac on 03/07/2008
Score
No matter, it still adds to the "kill count"
No matter, it still adds to the "kill count"
By Bassism on 03/07/2008
| QUOTE (Tnuac @ July 03, 2008 02:23 pm) |
| Score No matter, it still adds to the "kill count" |
Not if he actually kills her.
By Spiltbark31 on 03/07/2008
If you touch her our relationship is over lol 
idk if you want to risk that 
idk if you want to risk that By Sum-41xx on 03/07/2008
| QUOTE (His Lordship @ July 03, 2008 07:58 am) |
| How does His Lordship do this: 1. Hand in a work 2 weeks overdue (Which normally means 50% off the mark) 2. Hand it in unfinished and unedited... with everything done the night before. 3. Forget the references 4. Lie about facts and statistics 5. Score 85%, the highest mark in the course The answer: I gave the lecturer the biggest crush ever on me. She's 50. I'm 20. She's got a fucking comb-over. I've got a reputation. If word spreads, I'm finished. And I don't know if she'll come back for more. No way I'm tapping it... but she wants me BAD now. I had to do it in order to pass and now she's expecting something from me. God damn it... was it worth it? Should I just get on with it or fail the unit and redo it in a year? |
Lol, just do it lordy. I think it would be worth the marks
lol By Pyro Blade26 on 03/07/2008
LOL man whore
By Colinwarrior on 03/07/2008
Just do it man, you will be my hero.
By Firelion08 on 03/07/2008
| QUOTE (Bassism @ July 03, 2008 02:24 pm) | ||
Not if he actually kills her. |
There's another thing to consider... LOL
By Kiwi011 on 03/07/2008
.........I would rather be a virgin than do a 50 year old.......
By ArSeNaLfAn32 on 03/07/2008
I'D HIT THAT.
By Back to Own on 03/07/2008
| QUOTE (Tnuac @ July 03, 2008 09:23 am) |
| Score No matter, it still adds to the "kill count" |
so THATS what it stands for
Idk is she hot?
nvm that
Are you actually learning things? It really doesnt matter as long as you're learning what you need to know
The bad thing tho, later down the road, people can find out. She might end up blackmailing you or something
By Parth23 Jani on 03/07/2008
| QUOTE (Back to Own @ July 03, 2008 10:10 pm) |
| She might end up blackmailing you or something |
It would be the other way round if anything.
By Winddancir on 03/07/2008
Just do it/her/whatever... You got yourself into this, now finish it.
By Anatcrafter on 03/07/2008
By Zeth007 on 03/07/2008
eeewwwwww....just eeeww.
By His Lordship on 03/07/2008
OMG ANAT GENIUS!
I'll talk RS with her.
Then I can either get her off my tail or complete my mission!
If we ever meet IRL I owe you a beer.
I'll talk RS with her.
Then I can either get her off my tail or complete my mission!
If we ever meet IRL I owe you a beer.
By bbgunmaster on 03/07/2008
| QUOTE (Parth23 Jani @ July 03, 2008 10:25 pm) | ||
It would be the other way round if anything. |
Blackmail her, thats what I say.
By Havochaha on 04/07/2008
your fucked
just fantasize its my head on there
just fantasize its my head on there
By Bambaleo on 04/07/2008
go for her tiger
By Twizlers300 on 04/07/2008
Lemme know how that RS convo turns out. This is getting interesting ...
By Firelion08 on 05/07/2008
Lol
"Just do it"
That's easy for you to say: You don't have to do it.
"Just do it"
That's easy for you to say: You don't have to do it.
By Alexo37683 on 05/07/2008
Do it lol
By Woolachee on 06/07/2008
dont do it. id gag.
By Timmy11593 on 07/07/2008
HIT IT N QUIT IT
By Sithofwookie on 08/07/2008
i double dog dare u
By Arod29 on 08/07/2008
do it man, u will feel acomplished that you did a 50 yr old woman, add that to your things to do before you die
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