Dalejamesw

Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the master of a guy called Dalejamesw

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle to master Dalejamesw."

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin’ and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the masters of Dalejamesw livin’ like,
Hmm this might be alright!

But wait, I here they're percy, boozwah and all that
but noone has a place to send this cool cat
I dont think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared
For the Master Of Dalejamesw!

When the plane landed and I came about
dude, looked like a cop
standin' there with my name out
I aint tyrin to get arrested yet, I just got here!
So I spring with the quickness that lightning disapears

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo Homes.. To Dalejamesw!"

I.. pulled... up to the house at about 7 or 8
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!"
looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the master of Dalejamesw.

copy rights much?

lol ^ i was jking, btw.

Omg that is just Supers!! Ilu Benji <3

Reported.

Or did I?

He loves me. XD

'm the Armagedon0 man!

-skatting-

wee bababadabo bababadabo
wee bababadabo bababadabo
wee bababadabo bababadabo
wee bababadabo bababadabo

-skatting-

Everybody stutters one way or the other,
so check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact, now don't let nothin' hold
ya back,
If the Armagedon0 can do it, so can you.
Everybody's sayin' that the Armagedon0 stutters,
but doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But whucha don't know I'm gonna tell you right now, that a stutter and a skat is the same to you

I'm the Armagedon0.
Where's the Armagedon0?
I'm the Armagedon0.

The state of the condition insults my intuition,
and it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood.
Everybody stutters one way or the other,
so check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact, don't let nothin hold ya back, if the Armagedon0 can do it brother so can you


I'm the Armagedon0.

badabadaba wee bababadabo bababadabo
badabadaba wee bababadabo bababadabo
badabadaba wee bababadabo bababadabo
badabadaba wee bababadabo bababadabo

-skatting-

Everybody stutters one way or the other,
so check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact, now don't let nothin' hold
ya back,
If the Armagedon0 can do it, so can you.
I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of Arma,
well I'm the professor and all I can tell ya
is while ya still sleepin', the saints are still weepin', cuz things ya call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born.

I'm the Armagedon0.

badabadaba wee bababadabo bababadabo

badabadaba wee bababadabo bababadabo
badabadaba wee bababadabo bababadabo
badabadaba wee bababadabo bababadabo

-skatting-

(I'm the Armagedon0)

-skatting-

Where's the Armagedon0?

-skatting-

(I'm the Armagedon0)

Repeat after me: It's the scooby ooby dooby, scooby dooby melody.

(I'm the Armagedon0)

Sing along with me: It's the scooby ooby dooby, scooby dooby melody.


THANKS Love

copying much......

o.O

If you'd only , if you'd only say yes!

Ohhh, prince of bellair

Took me a while to remember what it was lol

love that show tbh

"the funky fresh is back in the flesh now with a vengeance holmes"

well, it sounded good when will smith said it

Dale definitely doesnt deserve the attn.

im liking the scat man john reference

Benji, ily.