Arsenalfan32's Merchanting Guide to Billions

Alright guys. I am going to share with you the best moneymaking method on RuneScape. Are jealous when you see those level 138s in blue phats and full third age melee armor? Most are. You shouldn't be. You should get to that status yourself, and I'm going to help you.
But Glenn, How Do I Make Hundreds of Millions so Quickly!?!?!
Well, the best investment to date is cabbages. Yes, cabbages. Why cabbages?
Well, in RuneScape, low levels (we call them "noobs") use cabbages to train. What if we horded all of these cabbages to ourselves?

To put it bluntly, these noobs would never be able to train to a higher level. They would always remain a level 3, not being able to kill a cow without being 3 hit. Eventually these kids would skill to make some money. Soon enough, they see on forum's "Arsenalfan32's Produce Shop!" They would go to the post, and find out I am selling cabbages for 1k each. (I add junk as well as the cabbages to make up for the price difference.) Now they are happy because they can train, and I am happy because I am super rich!
If we did invest 80,000,000 gps into 10,000,000 cabbages, we would get 1,000 gp back per, making us 10,000,000,000. (10 billion gps) You are now an rs billionaire. Have fun scaping.

>_>..

I'm so gonna do this.

Nice lure fatty

I INVENTED THIS METHOD.

LMFAO.....lured ftl. Nice Merchanting skills though Arsenal. I'm going to have to try this.

Oh my god I hate you

Nice guide. I have tried it I am currently down ... a bill

sweet now i can be rich like you!

hmmm so put my 6 mil in and sell some skill stuff I think I could invest at least 20 million

lol but idk I have had 40 cabbages up for sell for well over a week and they have not sold to fast lol

Btw if this fails I will be searching for you.

i AM NOT DOING THIS.

Glenn, until you right a blog, with your name in every pic.... and take screenies. and show me like a 10m profit in 5 days. i am not doing it.

EDIT: And how the f--k do yuo suppose we make like 10bil in junk? im sorry, this is so stupid. i hope i hurt your feelings...

Like I said..GRow your own Cabbages..then you make more profit!

Woot, Jenny's idea is alot better.

I have already made 10m off of this! Thanks Glenn!!! <3

You're welcome! I have gone from 120m total to 1,972,786,000 gp total in 4 days. So far so good!

Wtf glenn.. i thought we agreed not to tell anyone..
ah well now that its out there, yes this is how i made all my money, in a matter of days.
I definately recommend this to anyone wanting to make a fair amount of money

i have traid today and it worked, TY VM
unfortunatelly i have bought/sold only 2 cabbages

Lol.. GJ

Fuck didn't work.

lol?