Sexual Activities

Right, while at work today me and some friends were talking about those odd sex positions that are really odd, the funny ones. Not "doggy, missionary ect".

Ill give my examples then you can post some of yours! The good ones will get edited in my post.





Spiderman

When you spunk, spunk in your hand then do the spiderman hand flick as he flicks his web, throwing the spunk in her face.

Superman

When doing her from behind jiz on her back then put the dovay on her back making it her cape

Donkey Punch

Before you spunk, punch her in the face so shes knocked out. (She gets tighter)

Cup Cake

When doing her from behind say your comming, spit on her back, then when she turns, jiz in her face.

Cherry Cup Cake

The same as before only then punch her in the nose so she has a nose bleed.






Note: These are actual sexual activities. No fake ones please.

Lets hear your ones

LOL wtf, if you punch her in the face wouldn't she wanna bite it off?

your nobs not in her mouth its in her fan

An adaptation to the Spiderman, called the Werewolf, after you've cum on here face, grab some pubes and throw them on there.

Or, do the Sunflower, while fisting her, spread your fingers as wide apart as you can, like an opening flower.

Theres one called donkey punch, you punch the girl behind head as you doggy, so you get a better orgasm...

This topic makes me laugh

donkey punch sounds fun............................... :P

There's this one, I forgot what it's called..but you are doing her from behind, when you lean over and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS", then you try to hold on as long as you can as she tries to get away from you. She also becomes tighter because of the struggling. Called the bucking bronco or something like that..

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Jesus.


That is all.

Lol? ahhhh only problem with most of them is you won't get a second time with the girl

I heard of one called the Angry Dragon.

Jiz in the mouth, and then punch them in the back of the head, causing it do come out of the nose like dragon's breath, I guess.

pls dun hert me

lol you all have been put on the predator list lmao

Omg I laughed in real life at how stupid those all were.

Now I know not to share the really good ones cause you like to many one night stands. Your missing the really juicey fun. Silly guys.

The Poltergeist: You need yourself and a well trusted buddy of yours. Basically, you start doing her from behind doggy style(you have to make sure there's a window in the direction she's facing or it won't work), and then you quickly switch with your buddy and he continues doing her from behind. While your buddy's doing her from behind you run outside by the window, nock on the window and when she looks you wave at her and she's like "OMG WTF!!!!"

Moved to Gen matters,

Real life forum is just a little too public for this

I'm a horny perverted bastard, yet this topic makes me uneasy.

Bronco:

Shout your ex's name while shes orgasming.

Good bye orgasm, hello black eye

The Pirate: Cum in here eye and kick her in the shin.

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And I thought I was disturbing.

i got one called the pirate my brother wrote me about lol


when your doing her from behind, same idea as a cup cake, spit on her back, but then when she turns around, bloast her in the eye so she holds one hand over her eye and says something along the lines of "arrrgh!"


LOL

DAMNIT RANDY THATS NOT THE PIRATE!!!!