Crazy Old Man

So a couple days ago,
I just got home and one of my old crazy nieghbors knocks on my door.

He goes, "don't you have a big pretty kitty?"
im like, "yea I guess, why?"

He points over to his lawn and I can obviously see its laying there dead.

He goes. "is it a hyper cat? Because it was jumping up and down then died. I think it had a heart attack."

Anyway I know hes full of shit, I go and get a bag and pick up the cat and get the hell out of there cause hes a psycho.

I look at it at my house, the cats bleeding out of the mouth so I think he hit him with a shovel or something rofl. What do you think

ps. don't live near psycho people.

Thats uhm, pretty, weird?

Invite him for dinner, maybe hes pretty cool?

get a tiger or somethin next time and steal 1 of his socks or somethin so u can train it to attack anytime it smells him.

Scratch that, get a dog.

Yeah, he definitely killed it. That's really creepy.

Aww poor kitty.

My cat had a stroke earlyier, was epicly funny, cause he was haring around like a lunatic, and just stopped and started foaming at the mouth, after about 5 mins he just got up and walked off like normal. He's perfectly fine now. I must say though, he's 17 and has been run over twice.

That's horrible.

Get a shovel and take his first born.

Seriously though, thats pretty evil to kill a cat

I agree with Cam.

Fuck that shit there are a lot of thinsg i look pass but animal cruelty is not one of them. Im fucking killing him.

challange him to arcanists

Start a small campaign of harassment towards him. Little things that aren't easily traceable. Including, but not limited to: cracking eggs on his car on hot sunny days, laying newspaper all over his yard when it's due to rain, confetti all over his yard, animal poop on his porch, and writing his home phone number in public bathrooms every where. Have fun thinking of more things.

put nails next to his car, accidently hold a sharp object against his car while moving, or, just spray pain his car with "cat killer"