So... Life sucks now.

Parents just drug tested me.
They had suspicion Friday night cause when we snuck back in, my friends said in a loud voice, haha i'm so high right now, which woke them up apparently.
Consequences to be decided...

comes back positive for the birth control pill, they be like "WHY THE HELL HE BEEN TAKING THAT!" k, random ftw.

Oh shit you're fucked.

I doubt my dad would care if he caught me smoking it. My mum would maybe shout at me but if I was stoned I wouldn't pay any attention.

haha they acutely drug tested you?
my parents find my drugs and just throw em away and dont hit me up for it :S

Say this .. everyone trys drugs it was only my first time and i didnt like it and never wanna do it again im sorry im young and stupid . then go smoke a fat one.

Ouch dude, that sucks :S

My mum was fine when my sis admitted to doing weed, don't think my dad even knows. But when I had a party next door to my dad's he was like "There was a distinct smell of weed coming over the fence" I was like, "yeah, not me?"

Lies ftw. Make up some bullshit excuse or something, say you're ashamed of yourself but they were bullying you into it or some shit.

"peer pressure" ah those two words have got me out of sooo much shit

I won't judge...

You're stupid for that...

... But I won't judge.

Evidently the drugs were worth it from your point of view.

hopefully they wont be too harsh. my mom probably wouldnt care TOO much if i smoked, but my dad would like disown me lol

Dude, now we can't chill with Mary Jane!!

FFS that sucks..

Not as bad as being caught by your gf's brother in her room at 3 in the morning.. :/

But that still sucks, sorry bro.

=/

Go bring a gallon jug of water with you to a sauna and sit in the sauna for like 10 hrs and drink the gallon of water. It will sweat out of your system.

p.s- Don't feel bad, my parents did the same thing to me(I didn't do above tho) about 3 weeks ago. I just told them I was at a party and some people were smoking in the room I was in and it was 2nd hand smoke that did it...

P.s.s- I hope you didn't admit to it btw.....if so your screwed.

They've probably done it at some point in their life. Besides, I don't get the big deal, Rastafarian people do it every day. It's one of those things that is banished by society but secretly pretty much every one does it. I would consider MJ to be the "hypocrite" drug, simply because even the people that try to make you feel guilty about it have usually tried it in their life.

My mom would beat me with a freakin chair if I did drugs, hence, why I don't do them.

say your dad sold them to you

Go with the "I didn't like it" line that redstorm said, and then also throw in peer pressure like what Jayson said.

That will set it straight.

Nah I'm relatively okay now. If anything, I'll be MORE runescape active, caus they'll trust me less to sleep over at friends houses. L

Gf drugs

Tsk tsk.

Tough shit kid.

Sucks. Was it sorta like the funny commercial from Harold and Kumar where the kid was like:

I'm so high right now! Nothing can hurt me! *puts shotgun in mouth* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO saaaadface.

Anyway, good luck gettin out of this one dude, hope it works out for you.

gf hahaha

1) Say Everyone else was doing it, and i just wanted to try (implying peer pressure). But i ended up not liking it at all.
2)If she asks what you'll do next time say. I'll try harder not to get caught.