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Rock>Paper, bitch
By Stokenut on 27/01/2009
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors. But theres NO FUCKING WAY paper can beat rock.
Is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and make it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why.. because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds.
When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, Oh shit! I'm sorry. I thought your paper would protect you. Arsehole.
Think on boys. Think on.
Is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and make it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why.. because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds.
When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, Oh shit! I'm sorry. I thought your paper would protect you. Arsehole.
Think on boys. Think on.
By Dilz621 on 27/01/2009
Rofl!
By NightRawrs on 27/01/2009
Lol...
By Mickey on 27/01/2009
Rofl, legend.
By Samurai-JM on 27/01/2009
truuuuuuth, but i still stick to GUN. Gun beats everything.
By Jayson on 27/01/2009
ya well it turns out, behind the paper is chuck norris, and that is only revealed if its rock
so ya, punch the paper and face chuck norris
so ya, punch the paper and face chuck norris
By George on 27/01/2009
| QUOTE |
| I'm sorry. I thought your paper would protect you. Arsehole. |
Mmm let's bring the discussion to new angles:
What if I constructed a SPECIAL type of paper, perhaps if I find a way to make paper out of rock, so its more like a sheet of metal, but rocklike.
THEN THAT PAPER WILL BEAT THE ROCK, not by wrapping round it, but by beating it shitless.
By Sum-41xx on 27/01/2009
| QUOTE (Jadi Simondz @ January 27, 2009 07:00 pm) |
| ya well it turns out, behind the paper is chuck norris, and that is only revealed if its rock so ya, punch the paper and face chuck norris |
True story.
By Billy on 27/01/2009
+1
By Kero2 on 27/01/2009
Tbh paper beats anything end of story
By Stokenut on 27/01/2009
Stokenut throws a rock at Gorgemaster's head.
By Jayson on 27/01/2009
| QUOTE (Stokenut @ January 28, 2009 08:55 am) |
| Stokenut throws a rock at Gorgemaster's head. |
no ur a head
By Back to Own on 27/01/2009
inanimate objects cannot move without something helping it
so the entire game is a fail
so the entire game is a fail
By DZ on 27/01/2009
I dont understand how that works either 
By Toshortofnam on 27/01/2009
Lmao thats great xD
By Indivi2you on 27/01/2009
| QUOTE (Back to Own @ January 27, 2009 04:57 pm) |
| inanimate objects cannot move without something helping it so the entire game is a fail |
Pshhh, typical azn talk
By George on 27/01/2009
Lal for that response from Steve I must have beaten his mind!
By Bassism on 27/01/2009
Because with the paper, comes the support of the trees, and thus the Ents, and everyone saw what the Ents did in Lord Of The Rings.
By Stokenut on 27/01/2009
| QUOTE (Bassism @ January 27, 2009 05:50 pm) |
| Because with the paper, comes the support of the trees, and thus the Ents, and everyone saw what the Ents did in Lord Of The Rings. |
But rocks can also be huge, like the size of mountains. Or asteroids, big enough to end all life as we know it. Even the earth itself is a giant rock.
By Renegade3540 on 27/01/2009
I just won this topic.
By rachellove9 on 28/01/2009
/me reads paper "Let's have sex"
Ohhhhh paper wins. lol
Ohhhhh paper wins. lol
By Sithofwookie on 28/01/2009
I'm pretty sure I opened a link yesterday and there was a pic that said exactly that bit idr who said it 
either way its hilarious
either way its hilarious By Reticked on 28/01/2009
It had a drawing of yo face on it so the rock was uglied to death
By spanthrax on 28/01/2009
| QUOTE (Sithofwookie @ January 27, 2009 06:36 pm) |
| I'm pretty sure I opened a link yesterday and there was a pic that said exactly that bit idr who said it either way its hilarious |
ya that was me
kthxbai
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By Twizlers300 on 28/01/2009
Found it! LOL I use that explanation for whenever I play that retarded game.
By Dorcha3377 on 28/01/2009
I like the clenched fist idea..solves a multitude of arguments.
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