Help with Jersey name !

Hey lads,

Im in need of a funny name or something reasonably good for the back of my Senior School jersey.

Me name is Ed, so anything that includes that would be pretty cool.

Currently im thinking of:

a. King Ed IV
b. Sex Ed (sex education) < not allowed
c. Respect-ed
d. Dump-ed

Yeah, any suggestions that incorporate 'Ed' in it? Max is 10 characters including spaces.

Thanks

Disturb-ed

Guard-ed #

also, hi sir.

Ed

love Ed
Hug Ed
Help Ed
Poor Mr. Ed
Promise Ed
Lick Ed
Light Ed
Waste Ed

Thanks, i might actually do:

edorable or eddictive

Ps, hai matty =]