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Show posts MenuQuote from: Ts Stormrage on November 26, 2012, 08:34:14 AMGO FUCK YOURSELF
Hmm... [you] has a heart that looks juicy... I think I'll eat it...
Quote from: Moheb on November 26, 2012, 03:02:00 AMread this on facebook like 50 times :p
A 16 years old boy asks his father, "Dad; what are you going to get me for my 18th birthday?" the fathers answer: "son, that's still a long way"... now the boy is 17 years old & one day he faints. His father takes him to the hospital and the doctor says "Sir, your child has a bad heart." being the guy one the stretcher, the boy says "Did he tell you I am going to die?" * father starts crying * the boy finally recovers on his 18th birthday, so he comes home and on his bed there was a letter that his father left him. The letter said; "Son, if you're reading this, it's because everything went well..remember the day you asked me; what was I giving you for your 18th birthday and I didn't know what to answer you? I gave you my heart, Happy birthday son ❤"
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