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Quote from: Randy on January 18, 2012, 10:33:09 PM
he knows he's being trolled derp the can name is all dead clans into one

No lol he doesn't.
Someone else came up with that name and he took it.
He posted this topic on RSB as well, and I'm pretty sure he's legit.

My clan banners are particularly awesome. Start on page 4 if you're short on time and scroll to the imges.

http://forums.zybez.net/topic/1546532-new-clan-does-everything-darkest-hour/

That entire RSC topic is one epic troll-fest!
The story: An innocent kid posts in clan discussion asking for co-leaders to start his clan, which does EVERYTHING possible in Runescape. The entire RSC community comes together to troll him but he doesn't know he's being trolled. As a result, I'm a co-leader in his new clan... the Leader of IRL Meetings and the Head of Counter-Terrorism to be precise. Keanu is the Barbarian Assault leader

It starts off a little boring but if you stick with the entire 11 pages, it just keeps getting better and better.
It's quite simply the funniest RSC topic I've ever seen.

*accepted*

Hey Riley, pleased to meet you.
Do you know anyone in WG or DG already?
Hope to see more of you soon :)

1. One of my toes is bent because someone Falcon-punched my mum while I was inside her... lol not really but it was already bent when I was born.
2. I love classical music but I hate Mozart
3. My middle name is a well kept secret

LOL top comment:

Quotehe would just walk into mordor.

Quote from: Panda|Vulcan on January 14, 2012, 10:20:26 PM
I hear asians are bad tanks.

Not check.

4.0 GPA Check
KFC (Japanese) Not check
Bad drivers Not check. Ib4 troll
Kung fu masters/do all their own stunts  Not check
"If you think you're good at something, somewhere there is an asian who is better than you" Not check The only thing I'm good at is composing, and the guys who are better are all white
Black straight hair that is impossible to do anything with Check
Yellow Check
Excellent hair designers/ nail painters Not check
Best tasting snacks like Pocky Not an individual trait
Korean food marts filled with stuff you didn't know existed. Not an individual trait
Stunted generation  Not check. Ib4 troll
Japans population is on a serious decline from lack of baby making Not an individual trait
Parasite singles   Not check. Ib4 troll
Rice cooker in every home Check
Korean seaweed is higher quality than Japanese seaweed. Tastier too.Not an individual trait
With how big the Chinese economy is, if they suffer a market crash the entire world economy will suffer immensely. Also in the next 50 years or so Chinas economy will be so great that the US will look like a 3rd world country. Not an individual trait

I'm on a crying marathon now.
Finished Two Towers, the one that makes me cry the least. I cried when Theoden was burying his dead son, but not anywhere else, which is strange.

Hi Brandon, pleased to meet you.
Thanks for taking the time to register and post.
I've been snowboarding once, and failed hard lol. Not that keen to try it for a while.

Hello Corkmedusa, are you here to join WG or DG?
I'm familiar with Solar Angels... wow that goes quite a long way back. Those were the days :)

Hehe thank you one and all :)
Two more years of youth, then I'm an old fellow!
I'm gonna make the most of this year.
You guys are awesome :D

Sorry?
Question 4 makes no sense to me. Could you take another look at it?

And I just watched the second half of Fellowship, and cried my eyes out at Gandalf, Boromir, and Sam's dedication to Frodo causing him to follow so fully that he almost drowned trying to reach him. I i'm still a little teary.

Omg Zach I cry at documentaries too.
Sicko, Capitalism: A Love Story, Fahrenheit 911 are the 3 most intense ones.
Oh and Earthlings of course.

LOTR Return ofthe King coronation scene makes me cry with happiness.
The porch scene in The Village
Black Swan ending
Harry Potter, the scene when he says farewell to Hermione and Ron before facing Voldemort in the forest.
The King's Speech, the final speech and following reception
The Persuit of Happyness, when he finally makes it

On further thought, I tend to cry at moments where characters find happiness after long struggle... so I cry with happiness more often than sadness, but I do cry with sadness too.

WG, December 2003 - Present
TBE, Small pocket of 2 weeks or so in August 2006. Didn't show up to a single event or write anything other than my application, so I discount that clan from my history usually.

Haha I found Randy's comment quite funny!
Welfarers was one of our favourite clans to hunt because they weren't organised at all.
You'll hopefully find our brand of PKing more coordinated and thought out better... and as a result you'll find yourself more successful in the wild.
Welcome to the clan mate, I look forward to some great times with you.

I do like the Sixth Sense Ending... and Sucker Punch.
Inception's ending... hmm I'm not sure.

Lord of the Rings Return of the King was amazing. *****
Fight Club was fucking amazing *****
The twist in The Illusionist was fricken brilliant *****
Damn mind block.

Hi Jared it's nice to meet you.
I'm from Australia, so just across the sea.
Our timezones are awesome because RS is so nice and quiet :P

Quote from: Panda|Vulcan on January 09, 2012, 09:06:32 PM

Quote from: His Lordship on January 09, 2012, 06:45:33 PM
Tweeked a few things:

Added the terms "buffer", "multiclanning", "hop" and "slump", and removed "Sperm Hill" and "Auschwitz" to make it RSB-friendly
Also changed a few definitions slightly.

add 15's too, it;s a common term also used for buffer.

Why is Zzzz - asleep on there? What has that got to do with clanning?

Lordy|Zzz
15's is already on there

Tweeked a few things:

Added the terms "buffer", "multiclanning", "hop" and "slump", and removed "Sperm Hill" and "Auschwitz" to make it RSB-friendly
Also changed a few definitions slightly.

I can't stop watching!
I reckon I've played it nearly 20 times now!